master gardener

professional negger

[master gardener @notadingdong]

Look at all these slugs. Everyone’s a fuckin idiot but me.

[Adam Piron @adam_piron]

still think about this bit everyday. line reading of the decade.

[𝒯𝓇𝑜𝒷𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓉 𓆙 @roseromaunt]

Everyone cheered when I was elected to a research position in the mycology club yippee

[master gardener @notadingdong]

love how he reveals how the entire thing works for the wealthy while having those fucked up veneers.

[yoxic @yoxics]

MrBeast reveals he has less than $1,000,000 to his name despite being a Billionaire on paper

"I have negative money right now, I'm borrowing money that's how little money I have. Technically everyone watching this video has more money than me in their bank account"

[master gardener @notadingdong]

@SteveWang_NYY @acbreakfast @repmythos @nobuttestuff @DeSandTits @yoxics correct

[master gardener @notadingdong]

There is an extremely angry man looking for his crack pipe right now.

[Sarahh @Sarahhuniverse]

A specialized wine measuring tool used to pour exact amounts, such as 50ml, directly into a glass 🍷

© foodporn

[master gardener @notadingdong]

@Paddington_Boar @as_someone_who omg ben PLEEEEEASE

[master gardener @notadingdong]

I hate to get involved in these things but it’s necessary because this black woman is Betty fucking Boop. I will not hear otherwise. A bunch of bitter idiot right wing larpers too caught up in the game to see that she is the OBVIOUS choice.

[master gardener @notadingdong]

@rianphin lurker

[master gardener @notadingdong]

@iiwasinthee212 girl bye

[master gardener @notadingdong]

@PopCrave but it was good???

[master gardener @notadingdong]

welp, this app is super ultra mega trash again.

[одноклассник @malcomoxford]

@Y2K_mindset Heyheyheyhey I’m the second coming of Christ.

Heyheyeheyhey I love women’s rights.

[master gardener @notadingdong]

Regretting You is one of my new favorite movies. I wanna watch it again and again and again. Perfection.

[master gardener @notadingdong]

beatnik baby

[master gardener @notadingdong]

https://t.co/Gn6MfvFSbA

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

John Waters to Las Culturistas on Eminem:

“He’s not homophobic. He gave Elton John & David Furnish matching gold c*ck rings for their wedding.”

[master gardener @notadingdong]

i get so gay off that tequila

[master gardener @notadingdong]

@S0ulja_g0y76 you’re obsessed with me

[master gardener @notadingdong]

@S0ulja_g0y76 dude like you were wrong and posting on the internet where people can see. don’t be a snarky dumbass when someone calmly says otherwise. and maybe don’t be so fucking annoying about your sacred personal vendetta that nobody cares or knows about lmao girl bye

[master gardener @notadingdong]

@S0ulja_g0y76 i dropped out of the MG program bc i’m too cool and it’s a paul schrader reference ya rube.

[master gardener @notadingdong]

@S0ulja_g0y76 hahahahahahha sure jan!