Beltfed Bard

Fanny Pack enjoyer, Condor Hater, Multicam Black dumb, CQB sucks.

[Beltfed Bard @NotADoctrineGuy]

When you tell the new kid not to embarrass you at the range and he says, "Don't worry Soarn't, ive been shooting all my life."

[Sarah @GlobeFarrah]

My friend booked a cabin in the eclipse totality path TWO YEARS before the eclipse date so her boys could see it. Like a week or two before it was supposed to happen she got an email that her booking was cancelled. They reposted the listing for an astronomically higher rate.

[Thel the Spooky Shark ➡️MFF @TheOnlyThel]

The DM has passed me a note.

[𝐟𝐚𝐮ᛋ𝐭 @faustianwigger]

ahem

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

thanks a lot my ex situationship just called me to “check in” after seeing this

[How very DAPPER! @adoringflowery]

imagine checking ur mom’s twitter to see her celebrating that she lost you

[Helldivers NOW @Helldivers_NOW]

Noooooo

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The opening of ‘BATMAN: ARKHAM ASYLUM’ is recreated in the new ‘LEGO BATMAN’ game.

[gem 🪼 @gemahtreeuhh]

oh okay

[kenzie xcx 🦋 @kenzie__xcx]

this tweet needs to circle back when everyone sees the movie

[Aaron Margolin @Aaron_Margolin]

What the hell

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

The children are forgetting the deep lore