Tommy, Short Magnum PI Impersonator

Father, former AD Army 19D, current 38B reservist.
I'm that one dickhead who likes being the field.

[Tommy, Short Magnum PI Impersonator @Unit025]

@TravisAShriver Really hope they get paid bi-weekly

[Tommy, Short Magnum PI Impersonator @Unit025]

@UselessFodder If it's for your lower back, I highly recommend belt squat marches for like 10 minutes 3x a week. You'll have to find a gym with a belt squat machine or spend like $600 on your own, but I'll tell you i went from losing 90% of the sensation in my right leg to moving normal again.

[Tommy, Short Magnum PI Impersonator @Unit025]

@Spoon_town The adult convert to passport bro pipeline is alive and well

[Tommy, Short Magnum PI Impersonator @Unit025]

@ArmyMudPuppy @HackingButLegal @daniellamyoung Haven't had one of these in a minute

[Tommy, Short Magnum PI Impersonator @Unit025]

@rev3_s Yeah but as the 240 guy, mine comes free...

[Meme Center Of Excellence  @ArmyMudPuppy]

Good afternoon.

[Tommy, Short Magnum PI Impersonator @Unit025]

@rev3_s @RealRiddimHours I didn't get hit with any of the ABSOLUTE classics because I think they tried the soft spots in the armor bit but I just told them it wasn't anywhere in the TM, and they quickly figured out I was no fun. Until they got me with the Mk. 19 BFA. Had my dumbass tearing the cage apart

[Tommy, Short Magnum PI Impersonator @Unit025]

@rev3_s @RealRiddimHours ACOG batteries right before step-off to the field was a favorite of mine.

[Tommy, Short Magnum PI Impersonator @Unit025]

@ShellShock_6 WAS THE CARABINER NOT A CLUE??

[Tommy, Short Magnum PI Impersonator @Unit025]

@Spoon_town Oh this dude's already divorced, come on now.

[Tommy, Short Magnum PI Impersonator @Unit025]

@TravisAShriver @MyNameIsRickyM What a warrior

[Tommy, Short Magnum PI Impersonator @Unit025]

@OtherRyan898 Almost gets slimed by an African guy who likely spoke French, so now anywhere where Africans that speak French are allowed is a bad place.

[MEDPROS Center of Excellence @Asst_to_the_RM]

Watching the left leverage this death as a talking point against SECDEF ain’t it. For lots of reasons.

[Tommy, Short Magnum PI Impersonator @Unit025]

@Sanguine_Ink Call him Sir back. I promise you'll win

[Tommy, Short Magnum PI Impersonator @Unit025]

@MyNameIsRickyM "I'd tell you what I did but they'd have to kill us if I did" type shit.

[Tommy, Short Magnum PI Impersonator @Unit025]

@MyNameIsRickyM See here:

[Travis @TravisAShriver]

This was one of my trainees, he is a dog but very very misguided and dumb. Airborne school didn't want to deal with him so much they sent him back to us to kick him out

[Tommy, Short Magnum PI Impersonator @Unit025]

@MyNameIsRickyM This guy apparently was.

[Tommy, Short Magnum PI Impersonator @Unit025]

@UselessFodder I am either that guy or nodding in agreement and saying something wild in response to that guy.

[Tommy, Short Magnum PI Impersonator @Unit025]

Honestly, most normal combat arms conversation ever.

[scryo @scryocat]

what the fuck is this guy talking about man