Dr. Cutinismus

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MBBS Doctor 🩺
बिना जले भभूति नहीं
बिना चले अनुभूति नहीं 🙌

[Nikhil. @fundoozx]

A man is only strong until Lata Mangeshkar starts singing luka chuppi

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

UNPOPULAR OPINION:
Introverts don’t hate socializing.
They hate pretending.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THIS?

1. Malls don't have windows - So you don't realize it's already getting dark outside.

2. Bars don't put up clocks - So you lose track of time and stay for hours without noticing.

3. Supermarkets place milk in the back corner - So you have to walk past dozens of aisles... and end up buying more.

4. Fast food restaurants use upbeat, fast music - So you eat quicker and leave sooner (so the next customer can take your seat).

5. Cafés play slow, relaxing music - So you stay longer... and order more.

Crazy, right? Everything is intentional.

[ScoopWhoop @ScoopWhoop]

"I had dahi" spelled backwards is still "I had dahi".

*Peak garmi realization*

[Dr. Prarit varshney @prarit_v]

Reducing the seat-leaving penalty can significantly reduce suicides among PGs. It allows an easier exit for those who want to leave, instead of pushing them toward drastic steps. If HODs want their PGs to stay, they’ll have to create a better, healthier environment.

[🐉 @honeyandcyanide]

the birds outside my window will never know how much they mean to me.

[y @ysuckme]

taking pictures for your memories but not posting >>>

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

"you're so hard to please"
I'm literally impressed by the way the sun shines through trees

[Nic ⭐️ @nchls_b]

Sometimes life gets so serious you can’t even check on your friends you just have to hope they’re fighting back against life too

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

Instagram got so serious everybody wants to do a photoshoot just to post. Meanwhile here on X, we’re anonymous, in pajamas, just dropping thoughts like mixtapes

[yash @stfujaadu]

crocodile: hi fish, how are you?
fish: subah fever tha, magarmachchh better now

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

The older I get, the more I understand why my dad replies '👍' to most things

[Esihle @Thato_Rachidi]

Me in a room for no reason😭:

[OSIRIS ASSAD @Osirisassad]

Life isolates you when you are meant for big things

[Masculine Beast @masculine_beast]

Psychology of people who don't post their photos on social media

Thread 🧵

[Donald @losomros]

My favorite kind of people are those who just randomly know a bunch of facts.

[Zion @zionszzn]

why do sunglasses look better on top of your head than on your face

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Universal law:

If a baby waves at you…WAVE BACK !