Sticks T. Badger

( NON-OFFICIAL PARODY ACCOUNT, ART AND CONCEPT BY @The_Hydroxian )

[Sticks T. Badger @notafedserious]

Listen, Twitter, If that even is your real name.

...

I know you did it.

[𝙰𝚖𝚢 𝚁𝚘𝚜𝚎 @Sonicverse51981]

thatfuckingthatfuckingthatfuckingBIRD THAT I HATE.

[Sticks T. Badger @notafedserious]

I got a glock in my rari.

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🛡 -

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"Peppino Spaghetti", yet, such a dish is not even on his menu.

Interesting...

[Sticks T. Badger @notafedserious]

A train to nowhere
A train to nowhere
I walk around and I tried to hide
'Cause your eyes
They're telling me good-bye
I drive my car, hear the radio
Playing songs that go round and around in my mind
Why can't you believe that I'm right?
Why can't you release those feelings inside?

[Sticks T. Badger @notafedserious]

@ThundaPunkFB 🛡 - mad attention seeking behaviour on their part

[Sticks T. Badger @notafedserious]

"Straight" "people".

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Ooo! Yeah! Break it down!

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@shim3jimushro0m rhythm doctor

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TWENTY. SEVEN. STAB WOUNDS.

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I need to end it all.

[Tikal. @Ta1ntedChaos]

Did I use that right?

[Sticks T. Badger @notafedserious]

( flicking the glove away, since she got her point across )

You see, I care because you remind me of some people I know. And one that I used to, particularly. But, you see.

The ONLY difference? Your limbs lengths.

[༺ 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐀𝐂𝐋𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 ༻ @Y0URT0OSLOW]

He stares at her in confusion, blinking a few times to get rid of the shock of the question.

"... why do you even care?"

[Sticks T. Badger @notafedserious]

Nuts and bolts, Mike.

Nuts and bolts.

[Sticks T. Badger @notafedserious]

Ah ah ah.

You're forgetting the type that go with your bolts.

[Sticks T. Badger @notafedserious]

pinhus ..