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@BernieSanders if interested in some karaoke, we have a great time happening here In rural Missouri at a bar where we host your rallies!

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You know it's a dive bar when they replace the light in the bathroom, and afterwards you're less interested in using it. #stillgottapee

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Shoutout to @WillFerreI: you know hat you did! You should be ashamed of making me hungry like that for exactly 12.

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In a world where you can be anyone, why do you keep settling for who you are?

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I love looking at my competitors profile and thinking "my business is more successful, my wife is prettier, and I'm not even at the top yet"

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@MartinOMalley #DemDebate how about: #nobootsinsyria

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Love someone for who they are, not by how much you feel loved by them

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Be the person today that you want to be tomorrow

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When you thrust that knife into my back as you left this morning, you've never looked more beautiful. #isntlifegrand

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Shout out to The shirtless white man moon walking in the rain at the bus stop during rush hour traffic #thoseglasses

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You have no chance of growth without being uncomfortable

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Thanks mom and dad for making it virtually impossible for me to have a healthy relationship.

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If e=mc2 how come I only have one of every sock left?

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It's so hard to be tolerant of intolerance....

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Mom says she called you like 1000 times, phone log shows twice

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Lose a lover and you lament the lonesome life you lead, and your partner first will permit you to I and ponder the places you could pursue.

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Why is it when the going gets tough the tough get going? Shouldn't the tough stick it out and endure?

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Most people in the world aren't visionaries. Thank God I'm not most people.

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There's not much that music and holding your lady close can't fix