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[al @notalexmac]

@OutdoorBullseye @WAFB I used to work for t mobile. Actually it's like if it's 2 weeks at least past due. You could ask for a credit of the few hours it was down. Take you bill ÷30 then take that number and ÷ by roughly 18 hours since it was down maybe 8. Glad you got your 3 dollar credit? Lol

[al @notalexmac]

@NFL @nflnetwork Thanks for being dumb and only streaming it on one station. Im so sure this helps ratings

[Probably High As Shit @IHATEIVY]

My nigga Timmy saving everything RT @miilkkk: smh

[Jose Davila @holezaay]

Epic. #gingers

[al @notalexmac]

Dont forget to get joes nametag! Watch him hulk up! @alivaD_esoJ

[Jose Davila @holezaay]

"You wanna watch the Saddam Hussein assassination after this?" - @illumineddy

[al @notalexmac]

Welcome to the greatest team in football! Can't wait to see u in action!

[al @notalexmac]

@Patriots happy birthday tom!

[Grebz @Grebbin]

@JimGaffigan Ever play 'funeral home' with your kids where you lie flat & doze off & they have to say quiet, kind things about you? #genius

[al @notalexmac]

@Patriots I think it's brown but come on really someone guessed Bledsoe?

[al @notalexmac]

@Patriots after practice I'm going over there for a snow cone

[al @notalexmac]

@Patriots is that chad walking away

[al @notalexmac]

Got the new S3 yesterday and just as I expected...... freaking sweet!

[al @notalexmac]

@CarusoAlyssa ya but kmart doesn't sell guns so he is stupid

[Guy Endore-Kaiser @GuyEndoreKaiser]

I went to my doctor for a 4 hour erection and he was like, “Did you just see Magic Mike twice?” And I was all, “busted”, and then we danced.

[al @notalexmac]

Just posted a photo http://t.co/QhOZ8XXY

[al @notalexmac]

Just posted a photo http://t.co/mPpfRXsC

[al @notalexmac]

@RobGronkowski lol burn!!

[al @notalexmac]

@WesWelker happy birthday man! Can't wait for the start of the season we look stacked! @Weswelker

[Wes Welker @WesWelker]

Guess what would be the perfect Birthday gift? :)RT @Patriots: Happy Birthday to @WesWelker!