Allison

D O P E. 📸

[Allison @notallisontho]

hi, I would like to go home and take a nap now.

[Allison @notallisontho]

@716ginger @PartTimePlebs @Jaurshe86 @Dollpowerx @cark_irl @TheRock @ConvincingH @trconrady @abbyiguess7

[Allison @notallisontho]

This about sums it up. 🥴🥴 #lookatthatface

[Allison @notallisontho]

@PartTimePlebs @716ginger @Jaurshe86 @Dollpowerx @cark_irl @TheRock @ConvincingH @trconrady @abbyiguess7

[Allison @notallisontho]

@PartTimePlebs @716ginger @Jaurshe86 @Dollpowerx @cark_irl @TheRock @ConvincingH @trconrady @abbyiguess7 henlo. I’m living my extra life. You?!

[Allison @notallisontho]

@Jaurshe86 Remember 4 years ago when they were all like: iF yOu DoNt LiKe iT tHeN LeAvE

[Allison @notallisontho]

Me watching all the avid Trump supporters say they are packing to leave the country:

[Allison @notallisontho]

@Jaurshe86 When I tell you the speech he gave, what last night? (time isn’t real anymore)...I was like 🤔🤔🤔 “...whaaaa????”
SHOOK.

[Allison @notallisontho]

@Jaurshe86 Well, the only problem now is that the other side is much more...insane?

[Allison @notallisontho]

I’m convinced this is the apocalypse...just in slow motion. It’s not the sudden wake up and bam, zombies thing we were promised by movies, but instead a very gradual decline into madness and chaos. 👌🏼

[Allison @notallisontho]

I like to live my life honestly
So: what my profile pictures show you vs the other 90% of the time. 😂

[Allison @notallisontho]

@ajb678 My dad really is something else.

[Allison @notallisontho]

My dad...all you need to know.

[Allison @notallisontho]

@trconrady I have no idea. I’m too mentally exhausted by life right now to even send tweets on a daily basis.

[Allison @notallisontho]

Also...happy birthday @trconrady 👌🏼🎉

[Allison @notallisontho]

Why am I 5000% more nervous talking to women than I am talking to men?
Because idk what I did to gain the attention of this fuckin GODDESS.
Every. Single. Time.

[Allison @notallisontho]

Someone tell @twentyonepilots how dope they are...like every day.
I would, but I’m easily distracted...and I’ll fail about 13 days in.

[Allison @notallisontho]

@tybaltus79 Aye thanks. I’m just throwing myself a tantrum. Ignore me 😂

[Allison @notallisontho]

The dopest thing I’ve done recently? Realize that I have no friends...and attempting to date is a waste of time.
d o p e 👌🏼 #livingmybestlife

[Allison @notallisontho]

@MalloryConrady @Rankandrate @trconrady Every time I see TR, I’m like “who is that?” for a split second...then I remember the r e b r a n d i n g.

[Allison @notallisontho]

Anyone know the cure to humidity? It’s not a big deal or anything, but the #midwest needs it...so...

[Allison @notallisontho]

@Rankandrate @MalloryConrady @trconrady 👀 “...if I didn’t win, I doubt he would have ever talked to me again.”
This is....the most depressing thing I’ve read all day 😂