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i’m sorry if you know me (how u doin up there kiki ^)

[al @notalpan]

hi! my names ally, and my life... is pretty crazy

[the guy with the green hair @AlexJayeSINGER]

Im not going to lie. iCarly was right, live life, breathe air, i know somehow we’re gonna get there

[al @notalpan]

i can’t believe i’m a real life mom lol

[al @notalpan]

the other day the receptionist at the doctor asked me if I wanted to update my emergency contact and I said ?? why?? to who?? and she goes ….. the father of ur child? and I was like OH!! that was definitely a moment of wow im an adult

[al @notalpan]

nesting is so funny because tell me why I NEEDED pictures hung in the living room and to wash the curtains before baby’s arrival otherwise I felt like I was going to die

[al @notalpan]

2 more days until mat leave!!!!!! this is huge!!!! i can’t WAIT to not work for a year!!!

[al @notalpan]

friendships that phase out for no actual reason are truly the hardest to let go of

[al @notalpan]

panic ordering on amazon for baby is my current toxic trait

[al @notalpan]

7am and already ordered door dash, this is a new record for me lol

[al @notalpan]

the invisible string theory, except it’s for my baby’s name

[al @notalpan]

my bf being 12 hours away sucks 98% of the time, but it’s really great when I can come home from shopping and not be questioned! yeeeehawww

[al @notalpan]

current biggest pregnancy symptom is me holding back tears over my starbucks order being wrong

[austin @jesuissupreme]

I’m not sure if a Diet Coke and a Caesar salad will save me but I’m willing to try

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Rent.

[al @notalpan]

spent the evening having dinner and reminiscing on my 2020 party phase with paige, to think we’re both moms now is insane considering the shit we used to do

[al @notalpan]

and this is coming from a current pregnant person who is trying to name their kid lol

[al @notalpan]

if you have a child or know someone who has a child that was actually named one of their “baby names from the list they’ve had forever” i wanna hear it because im convinced no one actually does that

[☔ @Whotfismick]

🤢🤮🤢🤢 🧚🏾‍♀️💖💗💓✨❤️
🤢work 🤢 💞🥰getting paid💞💖
🤢🤢🤢😷 💖 💘 😍 ❤ 💗🥰
🤮🤮🤢🤮 💗✨🧚🏾‍♀️💕💞

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

I do unfortunately believe that if I can’t have a bit of chocolate every day I might as well be dead

[Jenni @hashjenni]

forgetting to wear my jewelry