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The Customer is NOT Always Right! 🤨

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Me: "You mean digitally remove them? Ma'am, I don't think that's possible with a picture like this. We'd have to remove nearly all of the photo."
Customer: "But… Photoshop?" https://t.co/V4kzbipCVI

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Coworker: “Why?”
Me: “I didn’t feel like going out.”
Coworker: “What kind of bulls*** is that?” https://t.co/5WDI0GluaV

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Our anniversary rolls around and I give him his gift. He is delighted by it. He then presents me with his gift: a pair of socks with a couple of cartoon characters on them. https://t.co/fWTvjDmkYe

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Page: "Attention, shoppers! We have a lost daddy in the store. If it's you, your child is located at customer service. Please pick the child up quickly." https://t.co/spPXFh6Ws5

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I work at an exotic pet shop. An old lady and her grandson bought a very nice exotic parrot, and they came back the next day. https://t.co/xoGDX1rlJ2

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Me: "He never says the Pledge."
Substitute: "Why not?"
Student: "I don't approve of it, it's a waste of time, and I'd rather read my book."
Substitute: "It's not a waste of time. It's how you show your patriotism." https://t.co/ZJqA649Ooc

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We see a stranger in the concessions stand. As we approach him, I let him know he is not allowed in staff areas and that he has to be wearing a mask. https://t.co/Z7KAXZxta4

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A client told me she couldn’t access the information I had saved to her flash drive. The client insisted I come to her office with a new flash drive and the file. https://t.co/5DZ7OtjK3I

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My boss had several computers sitting around the office that she wanted to get rid of. As the only person in the office who knew how to even run defrag, the task fell to me to yank the hard drives out per my boss’s instructions.  https://t.co/C6q02xBhCO

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I see this lady leaning forward into the shelves. She is looking behind soup cans and then behind boxed goods. Having worked retail for many years, I recognize this search pattern... https://t.co/kkGwKAUfEt

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Police #2: “We have your bike here at [Police Station ten km away].”
Me: “I… How? Did somebody presume it was lost or something? I'll come and get it in the morning.” https://t.co/iCSbcbbE7L

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Customer: "I'd like this sandwich heated, please."
Me: "I'm afraid we only sell cold sandwiches."
Customer: "But… I'm a doctor." https://t.co/z973MdktHV

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Neighbour: "I am back from the night shift and I have another tonight. You need to keep it down!"
Dad: "I do apologize, but we are currently within trading hours and I have a job to do." https://t.co/ojv9zBKUfK

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On my first day, I worked alone with another new gentleman. One of the managers showed us how to cook, plate, and prepare a few things. https://t.co/mRhtZHPfZS

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I don't get long as I can see the couple walk up to the house. I don't recognise the man, but the woman is certainly very familiar. I can't put my finger on it, until she starts complaining… about everything. https://t.co/0yDfOBba29

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I work for a thrift store. A lady comes up with her litterbox, still full of used cat sand. https://t.co/wtxJMNL7hh

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Client: "I don’t know. What did you like? I like A, but some people like B."
Me: "I like B."
Client: "Okay, let’s do both. That way, we can see what they both look like in finished form." https://t.co/vgyPr3Iomn

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Woman: "My husband is having an operation, so I'm giving blood in case he needs it."
Me: "Oh, I see. No, I'm not donating for anyone in particular."
Woman: "You're not?" https://t.co/yGsQLyYH7L

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I was working in a thrift store. A guy came in carrying a rather large mailbox he had purchased there. He started talking about how far his house is from town, and suddenly... https://t.co/cibmuDF9ns

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I am new in my job at a well-known crafting store, so of course, I don’t know where every single item in the store is.
A customer comes in looking for a specific kind of plastic bag that zips up. https://t.co/sX09nq55JT