Me: "You mean digitally remove them? Ma'am, I don't think that's possible with a picture like this. We'd have to remove nearly all of the photo."
Customer: "But… Photoshop?" https://t.co/V4kzbipCVI
Our anniversary rolls around and I give him his gift. He is delighted by it. He then presents me with his gift: a pair of socks with a couple of cartoon characters on them. https://t.co/fWTvjDmkYe
Page: "Attention, shoppers! We have a lost daddy in the store. If it's you, your child is located at customer service. Please pick the child up quickly." https://t.co/spPXFh6Ws5
Me: "He never says the Pledge."
Substitute: "Why not?"
Student: "I don't approve of it, it's a waste of time, and I'd rather read my book."
Substitute: "It's not a waste of time. It's how you show your patriotism." https://t.co/ZJqA649Ooc
We see a stranger in the concessions stand. As we approach him, I let him know he is not allowed in staff areas and that he has to be wearing a mask. https://t.co/Z7KAXZxta4
A client told me she couldn’t access the information I had saved to her flash drive. The client insisted I come to her office with a new flash drive and the file. https://t.co/5DZ7OtjK3I
My boss had several computers sitting around the office that she wanted to get rid of. As the only person in the office who knew how to even run defrag, the task fell to me to yank the hard drives out per my boss’s instructions. https://t.co/C6q02xBhCO
I see this lady leaning forward into the shelves. She is looking behind soup cans and then behind boxed goods. Having worked retail for many years, I recognize this search pattern... https://t.co/kkGwKAUfEt
Police #2: “We have your bike here at [Police Station ten km away].”
Me: “I… How? Did somebody presume it was lost or something? I'll come and get it in the morning.” https://t.co/iCSbcbbE7L
Customer: "I'd like this sandwich heated, please."
Me: "I'm afraid we only sell cold sandwiches."
Customer: "But… I'm a doctor." https://t.co/z973MdktHV
Neighbour: "I am back from the night shift and I have another tonight. You need to keep it down!"
Dad: "I do apologize, but we are currently within trading hours and I have a job to do." https://t.co/ojv9zBKUfK
On my first day, I worked alone with another new gentleman. One of the managers showed us how to cook, plate, and prepare a few things. https://t.co/mRhtZHPfZS
I don't get long as I can see the couple walk up to the house. I don't recognise the man, but the woman is certainly very familiar. I can't put my finger on it, until she starts complaining… about everything. https://t.co/0yDfOBba29
Client: "I don’t know. What did you like? I like A, but some people like B."
Me: "I like B."
Client: "Okay, let’s do both. That way, we can see what they both look like in finished form." https://t.co/vgyPr3Iomn
Woman: "My husband is having an operation, so I'm giving blood in case he needs it."
Me: "Oh, I see. No, I'm not donating for anyone in particular."
Woman: "You're not?" https://t.co/yGsQLyYH7L
I was working in a thrift store. A guy came in carrying a rather large mailbox he had purchased there. He started talking about how far his house is from town, and suddenly... https://t.co/cibmuDF9ns
I am new in my job at a well-known crafting store, so of course, I don’t know where every single item in the store is.
A customer comes in looking for a specific kind of plastic bag that zips up. https://t.co/sX09nq55JT