Where’s the Beav

band director // wannabe chef // he/him // BLM

[Where’s the Beav @notamarmot]

“you changed” bro three witches predicted my ascent to kingship and my eventual downfall

[Marc Stein @TheSteinLine]

And now from the Grizzlies after trading away their beloved No. 12.

On the team’s main account they tweeted: “Thank you for every highlight, every memory, every unforgettable moment and for all you've given this team, this community and this city. From the 〽️ with love 💙”

[Where’s the Beav @notamarmot]

@dalton_trigg

[Mike Garafolo @MikeGarafolo]

Full letter to Sorsby:

Dear Mr. Sorsby:

We are in receipt of your Petition for Special Eligibility, dated June 16, 2026 (“Petition”).  As announced earlier today, the League has elected not to conduct a Supplemental Draft this year.

Under our Collective Bargaining Agreement, the League retains sole discretion to determine whether it is appropriate to conduct a Supplemental Draft in any given year. The League has not conducted such a draft for several years and, prior to your submission, the League had no plans to do so this year, as no other player has sought entry. Your Petition—filed three business days before the deadline, without any supporting information or documentation, and only after abandoning your recent litigation efforts to avoid NCAA sanctions—does not provide a basis for the League to alter those plans. The issues presented by your Petition are too significant, and too closely tied to the League’s core integrity interests, to permit meaningful review within the timeline presented.

The sole reasons identified in your Petition for seeking entry into the Supplemental Draft are that you have been “declared ineligible” by the NCAA, have “exhausted all of [your] avenues to continue in the NCAA,” and “want to now play in the NFL.” The Petition provides no information regarding the basis for, or timing of, the NCAA’s decision. Public sources, however, indicate that in May 2026 the NCAA issued a determination declaring you permanently ineligible from participation in college athletics, based on a sustained pattern of improper gambling activity during your collegiate career at three different universities.

The League does not have the complete record of the NCAA’s investigation, and you did not provide any such materials with your Petition. Available information nonetheless indicates that, over the course of your collegiate career, you knowingly engaged in repeated and significant violations of NCAA rules designed to preserve the integrity of athletic competition. Reported conduct includes placing wagers on your own team and teammates and, to avoid detection, establishing or funding accounts in the names of intermediaries who placed bets on your behalf. There are also reports that you may have violated state criminal law.

Your Petition does not address these matters. Nor does it demonstrate accountability for your conduct or indicate whether, or how, you would adhere to the League’s rules and policies governing the integrity of competition. Instead, even after receiving notice of the NCAA’s decision rescinding your college eligibility in May, you sought to avoid the consequences of that determination through litigation rather than accepting responsibility for your actions, and you pursued entry into the NFL only after abandoning those efforts.

As Commissioner Goodell has emphasized, participation in the NFL is a privilege that carries with it significant responsibilities, including accountability. By all accounts, you are a talented player with the potential for future success. We encourage you to focus on preparing for possible entry into the NFL through the 2027 NFL Annual Draft.

Sincerely,
Lawrence P. Ferazani, Jr.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

It is important to resist the commodification of basic human needs. Food, water and healthcare cannot be subordinated to market considerations or geopolitical interests. Access to adequate food is a fundamental human right grounded in the dignity of every person. Meeting this need not only alleviates suffering but also addresses underlying causes of geopolitical instability. Indeed, food security is an essential component of global and integral security. https://t.co/DgkM9RegJ7

[Where’s the Beav @notamarmot]

@NickVanExit Absolutely not

[Casey Smith @CaseyRySmith]

Shout out to my real ones. @jalenbrunson1 @PJPatton52 @heathaaamau They said we weren’t a good fit for their culture. Said we weren’t good enough in our roles. Peter Patton, Heather Mau, Jalen. We did and will continue to do the work.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

It’s funny, motocross at the White House is, like, fine with me. But here’s an example of something that is genuinely unforgivable but that a lot of people seem to have moved right past.

[Lucy Rohden @lucy_rohden]

this has been the most helpful legal explanation i've read today explaining how this sorsby stuff is playing out

[Corey Clayton @CoreyClayton]

Gotta love when a @Newsweek hack rushes to get a “Caitlin Clark trade to Sparks rumor” piece out for engagement farming, and forgets to delete their AI chat prompts from the piece.

#NowYouKnow @IndianaFever #WNBA

[Where’s the Beav @notamarmot]

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[Alan Saunders @ASaunders_PGH]

The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.

[Where’s the Beav @notamarmot]

Look what they need just to mimic a fraction of our power

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Matt Damon as Odysseus in Christopher Nolan's ‘THE ODYSSEY’.

“No one can stand between me and home - not even the Gods.”

[Where’s the Beav @notamarmot]

Great Britain in the 18th-20th centuries

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

We are not making fun of the Celtics enough

[Where’s the Beav @notamarmot]

@bulbasauries

[Where’s the Beav @notamarmot]

Same but it was Saving Private Ryan

[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

90’s dads were like “ yeah my six year old can handle terminator 2: judgment day “

[Where’s the Beav @notamarmot]

@dr_marmot_ I… never thought I’d meet my evil twitter twin

[Patrick Daugherty @RotoPat]

JD Vance closing the deal in Hungary and Iran

[Where’s the Beav @notamarmot]

@1kalogne @NickVanExit If the reigning DPOY decided to sign with the Mavericks

[Where’s the Beav @notamarmot]

@HeirPlain It also makes the one time he does swear in the book more impactful