amaya

she/her wtf is a twitter

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

Somebody with yo ex right now realizing why you left

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

piss in my diaper like stewie 😜 fit fly like a griffin 😈

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

men be like "my love language is acts of service" and mean unreciprocated head

[charlie @chunkbardey]

“go piss girl” changed everything for me re: going piss

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

In Alabama, the penalty for getting an abortion after you are raped is more severe than the penalty for raping someone.

How fucked up is that?

[alex @alex2sexyy]

if i had a bf, i’d get him flowers, lego sets, & fitted hats, but that’s just me doing the bare minimum🥱

[riley @princess_antifa]

men will be like ‘at least i don’t sell my body’ then join the military

[amaya @notamayya]

@ChaffeeSidney so proud!! congrats<3

[amaya @notamayya]

“what shrek?? fucking sick!” alright mom ur valid

[amaya @notamayya]

rate my setup

[amaya @notamayya]

ASHTRAY WTF NO NO NO WHY NO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #Euphoria

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

throwing an “even though we’ve had our ups and downs” into my anniversary post just to make my girlfriend look bad

[amaya @notamayya]

my red flag is liking cranberry juice

[〽️onty @itsmontyj]

Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s too shy.

[amaya @notamayya]

“amaya look at these math equations” you’re six wtf😭😭😭

[amaya @notamayya]

my mental health went up after getting covid fr

[Kody @kody_manuel]

You’re in her dms I’m in my Chevy Spark singing Blues Traveler to her; we are not the same.

[toxic king @toxicking]

Her: babe post me

Me: that’s crazy I was JUST about delete my Twitter

[Victory George , M.S @victttoryy]

tomato’s ain’t hard enough.. BOOOO 🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱