Danii

Not another Kiwi traveller. #experiencejunkie

[Danii @notanotherkiwi]

It turns out I really like the #winedrunk version of myself.

[Danii @notanotherkiwi]

I like to start each morning positively. Today I woke up and was positively sure I wanted the morning to fuck off. #notamorningperson

[Danii @notanotherkiwi]

Is it a travellers things that has me looking for the closest exit everywhere I now find myself? #takemetravelling

[Danii @notanotherkiwi]

I just realised I know who Rob Lowe is but I don't know how to spell vocabulry.

[Danii @notanotherkiwi]

Every time my faith in the world begins to repair itself something happens. I want to believe we are better then this, but maybe we're not.

[Danii @notanotherkiwi]

The zombie apocalypse starts the day the world runs out of #coffee

[Danii @notanotherkiwi]

Knowing I need to travel. Knowing I can't afford it. Knowing I don't care. #travellersproblems

[Danii @notanotherkiwi]

Sir, do you think talking to that person that can insure the smooth running of your orders delivery like that is the best idea? #retail

[Danii @notanotherkiwi]

Me: hello, can I help you?Customer: Remember me? you sold me that thing, all those months ago. Of course you remember me. Me:... #retaillife

[Danii @notanotherkiwi]

Hiding in the stockroom because people aren't a thing today.

[Danii @notanotherkiwi]

Finding a nice little corner at work to crawl into and sleep

[Danii @notanotherkiwi]

I think I'm becoming boring. 10pm bedtime two weeks in a row.

[Danii @notanotherkiwi]

Navigating the UK Immigration pages is painful. All I want is a customer services number that won't lead to a automated voice @ukhomeoffice

[Danii @notanotherkiwi]

Someone asked me if I'd like to hold their baby at work yesterday.
Me: Nope, I don't want to break it.

[Danii @notanotherkiwi]

#Trumpwon and Starbucks is playing Christmas music in November. Can this year just be over already. #theyeartheworldended #2016

[Danii @notanotherkiwi]

Obligatory phone calls home over, now leave me to my coffee people.

[Danii @notanotherkiwi]

Talking to customer about prams...
Me: this one is my fav
Customer: did ur kids like it?
Me: don't have kids, but my dog loved it
#dogperson

[Danii @notanotherkiwi]

I'm more likely to try pat a dog then even look at a baby

[Danii @notanotherkiwi]

The thing about working in a baby store is people assume that I have se kind of fondness for the little human alien hybrids.

[Danii @notanotherkiwi]

I quit my job on a daily basis, I just only seldomnly say it so my boss can hear it. #harddaywork