It's so crazy that I'm graduating in a few short weeks. Life is going to change so dramatically once I'm done. I've never been more excited for the future.
@spolrak1@Cat5SMASHICANE That's one of the funniest cumtown bits. "I push my fingers into my aaaaaass, it's the oooonly way that I can fuckin cuuuuuuum"
@7vSpeech@DaddyWarpig Electron pedal and gas pedal basically mean the exact same thing for each power type. Increase the flow of either electrons or gasoline to the motor.
@LombardiHimself Dominated is crazy. I can't believe you have a job. See, a domination is holding a team scoreless to lock up a #1 seed or beating a team by 35 points in a playoff game.
Jake is an absolutely tragedy. He's a guy that romanticized being a drunk loser, set his sights on it, then woke up one day and realized it was too late to be anything other than a pizza man with harry potter tattoos. But he was always a bitter snob.