White Castle Self Harm Burger

Proud social media manager of @adiiellis

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Underrated aspect of The Muppet Show are those cats that hangout backstage

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Watching the news and they’re interviewing some 25 year old about 9/11. He was baby on 9/11 and his mom carried him away from the towers falling. Dude this guy did not give a gaf AT ALL they’re asking him “do you remember how you felt that day” like no obviously he doesn’t

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Guy walking in front of me ends his phone call by saying “Get your perv on” and lets out a hearty chuckle. Who the hell is he talking to????

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total femboy death NOW

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I wonder how much pussy the Art the Clown scare actors get at horror nights. They literally have to be drowning in it

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I don’t know how someone could hear Rush’s Xanadu or Cygnus X-1 and not immediately think they’re the most perfect songs man has created

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If only Clerks happened in 2026, they would’ve been moderately successful twitch streamers and had a happy ending

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I finally catch up on the current Batman run and am immediately caught off guard by BatCat crumbs. Please Matt Fraction you can’t do this to me…

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It’s always “Ween announces new merch line!” and never “Ween announces new tour dates!”

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Hello my name is White Castle Self Harm Burger and my celebrity crush is Bugs Bunny

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I think I’m actually losing it, apparently I had a dream that I had a song stat checking app that I didn’t have. This must of been recurring because I remember multiple times I was “using” it to check stats

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Brody

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Does everyone like his new hairdo?

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I think if David Lynch was gen Z he would’ve been a generational youtube poop creator

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I wish I could spend more time with Dougie Jones

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Telling only Baliky that the next party is Family Guy Themed so she can be painted white as Brian while everyone else is just normal. Everyone will finally be able to see the world through my eyes

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I’ve always wanted to know the backstory of this because it HAS to be payoff for an inside joke. Nobody sees people going nuts and their minds go to “they’re mad because they found out a cartoon ended 20 years ago”. I need to listen to their inside joke

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I listen to some 90s Prince and I hear a few seconds that sound identical to 90s Rush. Were they drinking the same water or something I feel like there should not be crossover between the 2

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I can’t stand the Rocky Horror discourse on my timeline these past 24 hours. Just know that when John Waters eventually passes I’m going to be on here 24 hours a day defending his art. I will start killing people who disrespect him. I am on John Waters Stan Twitter

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Bennett: It’s not that funny

Ethan Lloyd:

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@toya_pjsk you are welcome buddy I knew this would happen