Greg :) Hirsch

mid twenty something something. opinions my own. behavior not necessarily endorsed by ATN. anti-racism, anti-homophobia, anti all that stuff. be nice.

[Greg :) Hirsch @notarealroy]

nvm

[Greg :) Hirsch @notarealroy]

I start working at like.. my family's theme park tomorrow? I think it'll be fun I mean these kind of jobs aren't too hard right

[Greg :) Hirsch @notarealroy]

love putting stickers on my forehead btw

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i know you’re busy but my enclosure is getting kinda dirty and my water bowl is empty so ya know, just whenever

[Greg :) Hirsch @notarealroy]

I can't figure out who's really verified anymore I'm honestly really a bit confused I think

[Leah Gardner @leahgardnerart]

he’s got very important places to be

[fuckmarrywill.bsky.social @fuckmarrywill]

it finally happened. my photos app generated the saddest video possible.

[Greg :) Hirsch @notarealroy]

@malewifetom That is quite literally a video of someone else

[Greg :) Hirsch @notarealroy]

Wow great cover!

[Greg :) Hirsch @notarealroy]

@malewifetom No it's not!

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

what if condoms had temporary tattoos so when u roll this shit off, bam dinosaur on yo dick

[Greg :) Hirsch @notarealroy]

@gerrikellmanroy thank you!!!

[Greg :) Hirsch @notarealroy]

@gerrikellmanroy this is about sandwiches? What else would it mean????

[Greg :) Hirsch @notarealroy]

@d2aechwita Oh yeah

[Greg :) Hirsch @notarealroy]

@d2aechwita yes!!!!!!!

[Greg :) Hirsch @notarealroy]

I am high :)

[Greg :) Hirsch @notarealroy]

@kenhosseini sex??????

[Greg :) Hirsch @notarealroy]

hey guys how do you top your sub

[Greg :) Hirsch @notarealroy]

@GREG0RYHIRSCH I don’t think Tom would know what you’re talking about either ?