Christopher Jacob

Streamer, Author, WEEB. WEEBS out now! I'm a journalist sometimes 🇹🇹

[Christopher Jacob @NotaThornberry]

Ren has a crush on Yuna but never dared to ask her out. Her cousin Jenny offers to help him if he becomes her ‘beard’ and he accepts. But how is this supposed to work, when they hate each other, Jenny's GF is suspicious and Ren's interest in Yuna is waning?
#YA #CR #LGBT #PitBLK

[Christopher Jacob @NotaThornberry]

Never forget, that the Final Fantasy XIV fandom was so horny, the devs had to choose not to show the front of a boss because if her boobs didn't match up to how she was depicted in previous art, they were gonna riot.

[Christopher Jacob @NotaThornberry]

So what we're not gonna do is jump over the fact that this Monkey's name is Muthafuckin Naruto!?

[Christopher Jacob @NotaThornberry]

@mor_words Thank You!

[Christopher Jacob @NotaThornberry]

Huh...somehow, 30 don't feel so bad. Also if you're lost by this, it's my birthday.

[Christopher Jacob @NotaThornberry]

Fuck! I'm 30!

[Christopher Jacob @NotaThornberry]

@HellfireDragoon I'm not about to say the whole word but it begins with an F and ends with an ing. It's a form of mutual self care

[Christopher Jacob @NotaThornberry]

Hear me out......hear me out...This movie needs to be legion of Superheroes, not Clark Kent as a Reporter. And if I had to choose an age appropriate actor it'd be Noah Centineo

[IGN @IGN]

With the news that James Gunn wants to bring a younger Superman into the newly minted DCU, who do you think should play Clark Kent?

[Christopher Jacob @NotaThornberry]

Florida, California, and New York don't surprise me. Neither does Mississippi, Arkansas or Louisiana. But uhhhh, Wisconsin and North Dakota, you guys caught me by surprise. Also, Alaska...are you guys, okay?

[Christopher Jacob @NotaThornberry]

I fuckin hate it here.

[IGN @IGN]

The live-action My Hero Academia series is headed to Netflix. https://t.co/rDU4iHEQJY

[Christopher Jacob @NotaThornberry]

I'm writing the final battle of a series I've been working on for 7 years while listening to the Elden Ring theme and...I swear it's honestly making it better.

[Christopher Jacob @NotaThornberry]

So we all agree that last fucker at the Game Awards was a random troll right?

[Christopher Jacob @NotaThornberry]

Ooooh I can't tell you the weird combination of rage and despair these kinds of rejection makes me feel

[☪︎ Samiha @hijabi_soldier]

An agent saying "I can't wait to see your book on shelves soon" on a full REJECTION should be an acceptable villain origin story. #amquerying #WritingCommunity #neverqueryingagain

[Christopher Jacob @NotaThornberry]

@HellfireDragoon Oh they're in for a nice surprise come the end of Part 2

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

Y’all: We the REAL Native Americans, Moors, Indigenous Americans, Hebrew Israelites, Egyptians, & Last Air Benders

The Rest of the Black Community that’s tired of y’all engaging not only anti blackness but in the ERASURE of various communities:

[Christopher Jacob @NotaThornberry]

Literally having a crisis of self because I realize I love anime and Hinduism-based fantasy but don't really like Wuxia fantasy and I find that super weird.

[Christopher Jacob @NotaThornberry]

This man slangin his meat like ninja throw Shuriken.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Bitch, I —

[Christopher Jacob @NotaThornberry]

They really made these people dress up and spend money to be extras in their live sex tape. I am appalled

[WELCOME TO BLACK TWlTTER  @blacktwiterthrd]

now wait a minute… 👀🫣

[Liffeh @Liffeh]

crazy they're putting the limsa aetheryte plaza into ffxvi

[HAHA DAVIS @HaHaDavis]

Thoughts when you first slide in 😂😂😂😂