tory deyes

guys I’m not a tory I promise

[tory deyes @notatoryalfie]

iM NoT A ToRy!!!!

[tory deyes @notatoryalfie]

it’s so hot today I had to brave it and shot some tap water

[tory deyes @notatoryalfie]

is “i am not a tory” gonna be in youtube rewind this year

[tory deyes @notatoryalfie]

i want my face printed on a £1 coin

[tory deyes @notatoryalfie]

nalas a tory

[tory deyes @notatoryalfie]

popped to waitrose today but I’m not a tory just letting everyone know

[tory deyes @notatoryalfie]

fml the ice machine is broken I’m blaming zoella

[tory deyes @notatoryalfie]

feel like dying I couldn’t have my coffee this morning

[Sophie Thompson @sophxthompson]

Me when it's pay day and I treat myself to an M&S meal deal

[tory deyes @notatoryalfie]

I’m going to starve because zoella didn’t give me my £1 today :(

[tory deyes @notatoryalfie]

@lokisjades what does free mean

[tory deyes @notatoryalfie]

@PristinePmI you have to buy my branded ice separate 🤑

[tory deyes @notatoryalfie]

guys I’m bringing out my own branded water

[court ‎🕷🪽 @thirlwclls]

new alfie deyes merch being dropped soon don’t forget to get yours!

[tory deyes @notatoryalfie]

I love you guyshs

[tory deyes @notatoryalfie]

@punksdan are you a tory too

[tory deyes @notatoryalfie]

i paid someone to write that video for me

[tory deyes @notatoryalfie]

rt if you hate tap water too 😢

[tory deyes @notatoryalfie]

i love money more then I love zoella

[tory deyes @notatoryalfie]

Brighton is such a expensive place to live guys thank god I have loads of money