Em

Aries first, yogi second ♈️🧘‍♀️ ⊙ Aries ☽ Capricorn ⇫ Aquarius

[conor @conor_brn]

One blocked nostril and a slightly sore throat

[Ada 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @AdaMattel]

me being nonchalant

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

shave ur big toe bitch we’re going to the cheesecake factory

[Kamo @Kamoportal]

when I’m trying to be positive but shit just keeps happening to me

[Cas @CasTimber]

I don't like this. If we replace Zamboni drivers, who is going to defeat the Toronto Maple Leafs?

[dick van yikes🤠 @richardvanyikes]

Date idea: we go to a hockey game and you don’t talk to me the whole time

[Em @notavibe]

Incase anyone was wondering, Sunday was the worse travel day of my life.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Every time I hear JD Vance speak, I see why his mom chose Percs over him.

[🔪 audra/quinn❓ @carouselshotgun]

i will punt that little freak liberty biberty into the fucking sun

[entropy @ennntropy]

Type of shit I’ve been on

[Kristen @Kica333]

My hobbies include:

1. Going home
2. Staying home
3. Being home

[hera @shiningdaisies]

minus the resting bitch face and the grumpiness and the hateful things i say i do think i am a ball of sunshine

[jynx @miiagarro]

"all women do is use men"

never in my life have i found a man useful

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me need a cookie and a nap.

[doc. @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.