Olamide👨‍💻⚽

Frontend developer | CS undergrad | Barcelona fan | Part time yaper

[Ken™ @0x__Kenny]

so i built an app that carries your gmail to whatsapp for people that don't recieve notifications

if you wanna use it, just dm me and i'll give you access...
i'm limited to a small number of users that can use it

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

“boobs or ass?” how about a girl that makes me feel like i’m enough? (boobs)

[Olamide👨‍💻⚽ @notbadthoo]

I don go bill person again😭😂

I want off my data and run offline😭

[Olamide👨‍💻⚽ @notbadthoo]

My definition of risky text is sending a message when I wan to bill someone😭😂

[random guy on the internet @KharayKrayKray]

Nigeria tho.
No light all day….
The El nino is murderous…
Fuel is 1700 per liter…

Even person wey get motion must feel this friction.

[Maleeeeeeeeq @maleeqishim]

i really hope the next person i like likes me back.😔

[Olamide👨‍💻⚽ @notbadthoo]

@Damilola072024 @rafqke That's a #realeater right there🥹

[Titanium @akinkunmi]

There's no such thing as enough perfumes.

[Olamide👨‍💻⚽ @notbadthoo]

I've not even spent 5 hours here and I'm pissed off already.

I for just stay house for 2 more weeks.😔

[Olamide👨‍💻⚽ @notbadthoo]

I need the to put in more work fr. I'm not close to where/what I wanna be.

[Victor @echo_vick]

Just a few years ago, management could comfortably wait out a two-week sprint to get a feature shipped.

Today, there’s growing impatience when a feature takes more than 24 hours to deliver. 🥲

The pressure on software engineers right now is crazy, and I don’t think we’re talking about it enough.

I can barely get two sentences into explaining my implementation plan before someone interrupts with:

“Just give it to Claude to do!”

“Sir, we need to think about…”

“That’s what Claude is there for. Let it do the heavy lifting!”

A task gets assigned, and barely 10 minutes later:

“Why is it taking so long? Aren’t you using Claude properly? This should take a minute or two!”

Somehow, the existence of AI has created this assumption that software engineering is now just a matter of writing a prompt and watching features magically appear.

Nobody wants to hear about architecture, edge cases, testing, security, or the implications of a poorly thought-out implementation.

Just ship it. And ship it NOW.

AI has become both a blessing and a curse.

Something I genuinely expected to reduce my workload has instead increased it. The productivity gains are real, but so are the expectations that come with them.

We’ve made development faster, but somehow, we’ve also made every delivery feel slower.

And that’s the irony nobody seems to be talking about.

Omo mehn, I’m just exhausted, might as well just resign, but it seems it’s the same everywhere😪

[Olamide👨‍💻⚽ @notbadthoo]

Anytime I see a slack notification with a linear ticket attached to it.

[Olamide👨‍💻⚽ @notbadthoo]

This brudda decided this was the game to experiment and give others chance to play.

I'm so pissed rn.

[BarçaTimes @BarcaTimes]

🚨🎙️| Hansi Flick: “Rodri benched? He played a lot of minutes with the national team, and I told him this morning that I made the decision to start BERNAL. It was a good solution. At the end, Rodri is fresh for Sunday Clàsico.” #fcblive

[Olamide👨‍💻⚽ @notbadthoo]

And what assurance do you have that everyone will be fit for a KO match??

This institution is cursed.😔

[Roby @RobyPoto]

Do not do an 180° , this Barcelona team is one of the greatest ever.

It was expected to lose against PSG. But the performance was not that bad.

When everybody will be fully fit we’ll be there to take our revenge, even more in the K/O’s where the margins will be tighter.

[Olamide👨‍💻⚽ @notbadthoo]

Gordon definitely passes if he was in a similar situation.

These are the problems..

[MC @CrewsMat10]

A defender shouldn’t have that level of composure in front of goal man. 😭❤️

[Olamide👨‍💻⚽ @notbadthoo]

I feel rage baited.

[Liban @LibanLDN]

Huge goal from Xavi Espart. Was having a poor game until that point. PSG missed far too many chances, you just knew they’d be punished.

[Olamide👨‍💻⚽ @notbadthoo]

This was me for the past few weeks.

And I'm starting to develop an habit of ignoring messages from that app unless it's very important.

I don't like it, but I can't really control it.

[Aunty Tee for Peter Obi✨ @Redjewelsred]

It’s insane how long I go without opening WhatsApp.

[Olamide👨‍💻⚽ @notbadthoo]

Just one normal day, is all I ask for.😔

[random guy on the internet @KharayKrayKray]

AI assisted coding is okay, but wtf Is your commit message AI generated? Gen alpha devs wan kill person.

[Olamide👨‍💻⚽ @notbadthoo]

I'm broke asf rn but I'm taking a sabbatical from work..

Dangerous times ahead🥲

[only_me. @a_eminikan]

which prison gate be this?😳😳