Bailey

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[Bailey @notbaileym]

Yall ever need to get verified for a side project on social media and realize you never post? 🙃 I’ve had this account for almost 13 years lol

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Y’all jobs really had you come in yesterday just to be off again today?

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

(deep sigh) All six wildfires in the Pacific Cascade Region this weekend were caused by fireworks.

[Bailey @notbaileym]

Every morning I wake up and think “this is the most tired I’ve ever been”.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.

URGING you to consider firework alternatives:

- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky
- dropping a stack of large books on the floor
- wrapping a toga around a candle
- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos

[Bailey @notbaileym]

@yashar What stank energy... Use the bathroom with the available toilet. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Bailey @notbaileym]

Baddie chronicles: sometimes I’m a sad bitch. Mainly because of capitalism. Fuck capitalism 🙃

[Bailey @notbaileym]

Umm… as a half Filipino, half black woman, yes?????? How did you decide to get on the whole ass internet and ask this question

[Bailey @notbaileym]

The baddie chronicles day 7: maybe I’ll put on make up tomorrow. Or maybe I’ll continue to look like a trash goblin. 🤷🏽‍♀️ (the answer is definitely trash goblin)

[Bailey @notbaileym]

Day 6 of the baddie chronicles: woke up late af for work. car frosted over. needed coffee for the morning and now my coffee is cold. currently whining about trivial things to strangers on the internet. At least my earrings are cute.

[Bailey @notbaileym]

Day 4 of being a bad bitch: sitting in a bean bag chair, hungover af and ordering random shit from amazon… 6/10

[Bailey @notbaileym]

Day 3 of being a bad bitch: I am inconsistent at best. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Bailey @notbaileym]

Day 1 of being a bad bitch: I am sitting on the living room floor eating Girl Scout cookies and trail mix cause that’s what bad bitches do.

[Bailey @notbaileym]

Maybe because “a 17% increase in rent does not justify a lease renewal”??

[Bailey @notbaileym]

Anyone else get an exit survey from your apartment’s leasing office?

[Bailey @notbaileym]

@hannahposts I can’t believe Autopia is graduating from kindergarten this year 🥰

[Bailey @notbaileym]

Y’all ever have pain so bad you wanna get Ol’ Yeller-ed?

[Aggressive Positivity WINS 💙 🇺🇸 @Sha_nae_nae_13]

Iconic. #speakervote

[Bailey @notbaileym]

@pacific101 v true

[Bailey @notbaileym]

Why aren’t these politicians mic’d up like NFL players? If they aren’t throwing hands I wanna hear the tea. #SpeakerVote

[Bailey @notbaileym]

It’s giving 1856 💅🏽 https://t.co/ssxyCShrYr #SpeakerVote