lesbian space cowboy

a head shaped hole in a sheet rock wall

[lesbian space cowboy @notbalyee]

where were you when you saw your first cut for bieber post

[lesbian space cowboy @notbalyee]

if lesbians had a girl scout troupe, i would get AT LEAST two badges- one for each time i grew out my undercut

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

me putting my winter coat away for the 8th time this spring

[🏁 @concertleaks]

Halsey responds to not being featured in Tumblr’s anniversary post!

“I keep your lights on for years and this is the thanks I get?”

[lesbian space cowboy @notbalyee]

i'll come out and say it, i think the perpetual stew guy has gone too far and should be stopped

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

sorry i can’t come my clothes look stupid on me

[lesbian space cowboy @notbalyee]

i truly believe the first journey to the center of the earth was fucking incredible and it doesn't get enough credit but fuck that sequel (as usual)

[lesbian space cowboy @notbalyee]

up late watching thierry mugler haute couture spring/summer 1997, you?

[lesbian space cowboy @notbalyee]

if you don't know who putt putt is i do not fuck with you

[lesbian space cowboy @notbalyee]

this is sooooo taz fr

[lesbian space cowboy @notbalyee]

super short white man pulling a gun on me was def not in the plan for this weekend heaven forbid a bad bitch wants to walk to get a quesadilla and see her friends amirite stay safe queens

[lesbian space cowboy @notbalyee]

special hobby of mine would be watching videos of sewing machines that can sew through wood

[lesbian space cowboy @notbalyee]

preparing to start an all girl atv club in nola so we can race the boys on claiborne

[lesbian space cowboy @notbalyee]

stay the fuck inside if you live in NOLA or kenner or metairie. they have sightings of you know who everywhere. stay safe.

[lesbian space cowboy @notbalyee]

it's funny that we fear aliens as if we as a species didn't invent a dish where you shove one bird, inside another bird, inside ANOTHER BIRD, and then eat it. we are the real monsters and we deserve to be abducted for their studies.

[lesbian space cowboy @notbalyee]

setting boundaries left and right bitch im calling myself a new territory

[lesbian space cowboy @notbalyee]

i once was in a long term relationship with someone who used ChatGPT to respond to messages in an serious talk/argument and idk why i didn't get the hint then

[lesbian space cowboy @notbalyee]

@clairekittell take me out too when you go

[Sam Yung @samjoeyung]

Who got 0 tickets