Sam

Lyrical Genius | SpongeBob Popsicle lover

[Sam @notbashy]

To assert my dominance, I always make sure the shower head is at the tallest setting so when other people shower they have to lower it

[Sam @notbashy]

Who wants to join my book club? Every week we read a different restaurant menu and eat there

[Sam @notbashy]

Worst day ever.

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

Thank you, Younghoe Koo

[Sam @notbashy]

How the Big Texas Cinnamon Roll looks at me from the vending machine

[The Weeknd @theweeknd]

ALBUM COVER: https://t.co/GJqYKdluzP

[Sam @notbashy]

@thespych

[Sam @notbashy]

@thespych 😭😭

[Sam @notbashy]

@thespych I’ll send over the contract soon

[Sam @notbashy]

I’d pay a 5 figure salary plus benefits for someone to fold my clothes

[CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️ @CBSSportsGolazo]

LEYTON ORIENT ARE THROUGH TO THE EFL LEAGUE ONE PLAYOFF FINAL AT WEMBLEY 😱

[Maryland Men’s Basketball @TerrapinHoops]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[ɑrtɛmɪs @peak_transit]

yeah i support DEI. doofenschmirtz evil incorporated

[ace @utd3ra]

What is Ortega doing? 😂😂😂

[Sam @notbashy]

The average day in Baltimore…

[The Iran Watcher 🇮🇷 @TheIranWatcher]

🕺 Mehdi Taremi and his Inter Milan teammates break into the Bandari dance to celebrate Mehdi’s goal against AC Milan.

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

phineas and ferb: we're building a rollercoaster today

perry's subplot:

[Sam @notbashy]

@AlexSwanson532 Where did you find your top podcasts?

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

90+9th minute goal from the goalkeeper!

Josh Keeley's last-gasp header sent Leyton Orient to extra time against Oldham, before a 120+1st minute winner at the end of the extra 30 minutes!

[Sam @notbashy]

@SchmegeI 🔥

[Sam @notbashy]

@SchmegeI Omg it worked

[Sam @notbashy]

It's Election Day. Let's see who's gonna bring back the OG Fortnite Map!