Not Batman’s Dad

Jesus turns water into wine, I turn catalytic converters into cash.

[Not Batman’s Dad @NotBatmans]

16 down 0 to go the Boston Celtics are your 2024 NBA Champions

[Not Batman’s Dad @NotBatmans]

Lockdown Larry + being open in the dunker spot = game over

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Harrison Barnes has now lost 4 straight NBA Finals games.

[Not Batman’s Dad @NotBatmans]

It’s gonna be crazy when Dave names his first born child OG Anunoby

[gordie by the sea @thetransportcr]

i'm starting to think i'm the only one who hasn't sucked off bill clinton

[Not Batman’s Dad @NotBatmans]

Tim Lincecum gets a 99.7 voting percentage in the hall if he never got injuries

[HAWK @HawkEmDownChris]

You can’t say Derrick Rose. Name an athlete you wish had a fully healthy career.

[gordie by the sea @thetransportcr]

going to the movies alone is a gateway drug to going to the bar alone

[Not Batman’s Dad @NotBatmans]

Still draft me @memgrizz

[Not Batman’s Dad @NotBatmans]

God knew he couldn’t make me 5’9 cause he knew I’d be too good at basketball

[Commie Trucker @commie_trucker]

If you work for ICE I’m just gonna assume you rape children and beat your wife.

[Not Batman’s Dad @NotBatmans]

@bf_crane God’s Mistake is what they call Max Strus

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Squidward being the first one ever to get trapped in a Backroom

[Not Batman’s Dad @NotBatmans]

He was also frustrated when the dealer got a 5 card black jack

[js9innings @js9inningsmedia]

Shohei Ohtani was frustrated after walking two batters and letting up a run so he took it out on Ezequiel Tovar.

100 MPH
99 MPH
99 MPH 🔥

[Mike @ChiSoxFanMike]

I love the country of Japan for giving us Munetaka Murakami.

[Not Batman’s Dad @NotBatmans]

@sixringsofsteeI This is how I find out Mason Plumlee is on the Spurs

[Not Batman’s Dad @NotBatmans]

Hey Adam Silver, you suck pal

[Not Batman’s Dad @NotBatmans]

If the Knicks win does Malcom Brogdon get a ring

[Bask @baskgod]

The plane????

[Giomadeit @giomadeit]

As a Cs fan I hate that they are going to the finals.

As an NBA fan this is good for the league.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

The Knicks NBA Finals drought was 26 years. The last time they made the Finals was 1999.

In that entire span, the Dallas Cowboys never made an NFC Championship Game, and with 4 more years to spare.

Unreal.