Ben Marcotte

Music Teacher |
Trombonist |
88 Army Band - RI National Guard |

[Ben Marcotte @notbenten]

Id pay a monthly subscription of $8/month to hear Toad AI sing Please Don't Touch Me from Young Frankenstein just 1 time.

[Ben Marcotte @notbenten]

Very pleased about tonight's boy dinner. Chips, salsa and a margarita with 40% alchohol. I must say, I've done it again.

[Ben Marcotte @notbenten]

Whats that shel silverstein poem about eating pie until you die? Well, that sounds great right now.

[Ben Marcotte @notbenten]

Didnt get a daddy's day text this year 😪

[Ben Marcotte @notbenten]

Didn't know I'm Coming Out by Diana Ross had a trombone solo in it! It's pretty meh though.

[Ben Marcotte @notbenten]

Haven't vacuumed my car since January. I found $2.13 in change, a chicken nugget in perfect condition, and my L5 vertabrae.

[Ben Marcotte @notbenten]

It would be awesome if Spotfiy included chord changes with lyrics for each song for easy learning.

[Ben Marcotte @notbenten]

@lifeofponies I own one, its an android.

[Ben Marcotte @notbenten]

Instead of getting drunk after the gig, I made the responsible choice and switched to the cold maple waffle sausage and egg sandwich from Cumberland Farms.

[Ben Marcotte @notbenten]

@k_huetteman

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

those 5 minutes when a man is shaving and all that’s left is the mustache and he’s walking around saying “maybe i’ll keep it” are the most terrifying 5 minutes of a woman’s life

[Ben Marcotte @notbenten]

Normal game difficulties:
Easy
Medium
Hard
Expert

EA Sport game difficulties:
Rookie
Pro
Allstar
Legend
God-tier
Lebron, MJ, and satan have 3-way love child level of difficulty.

[Ben Marcotte @notbenten]

Some bands i only like one of their songs, but its a banger. That's Silo by Citizen.

[Ben Marcotte @notbenten]

Gas stations should just do keurigs

[Ben Marcotte @notbenten]

@juli_maureen1 I cant wait for my combat heelys, thank you taxpayers 😍

[Ben Marcotte @notbenten]

If you want to torture me, force me to watch a young boy eat doritos, beginning to end. The whole process from the open mouth munching and laughing with mouth full to the final finger suck. Then seeing where those hands touch next? Disgusting.

[sweet italian sausage @bugaspirin]

this is how it feels to eat anything on GF bread

[Simon Clark @simonoxfphys]

IT HAPPENED!
IT FINALLY HAPPENED!

[Ben Marcotte @notbenten]

@thehotelyear Sweetwater is the best

[Ben Marcotte @notbenten]

@juli_maureen1 I tried bit they were so sleepy tired, they just said, "not now, its still bed time..." I just tucked them back in and shut the lights off on the way out. I feel they'd do the same for me if the roles were reversed, and they definitely wouldn't try to get me sick.