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BK gets fired and immediately starts taking it out on the Costco workers. Unreal.

#BKKAK

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Woke and boke is the past tense of wake and bake and I’m tired of explaining this to my therapist. It’s very simple

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@JTburnerman Bro thinks he’s Jackson Koivun

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@chrisdabs2much Fr! Squeaky clean be tasting like the outside of a ballon!

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@disclosetv United Airlines DM me and I’ll have this sorted by dawn #THANKYOUBFD

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There’s a guy on FaceTime, no headphones, while sitting on the pec deck. I’ll give you one guess what he looks like

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At the YMCA telling the high schooler who’s got wrist straps and a lifting belt on that we should step out side

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Best tweet ever

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

🦈🦈🦈
Can we take a moment to discuss how magical BLACK WOMEN are?? She’s teaching the sharks and they are listening.

Like SHARKS even know how important it is to listen to BLACK WOMEN.

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@no1slintfan The the Grateful Dead

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Hangover cure:

Cold brew
Spliff
Shower
Nother cold brew
Vyvanse
Off to work

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GF mad cuz I said N #champagneprobs

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@FrankHendrixxx First this…before you know it they’ll ban leaf blowers on picture day

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@DonnyJenkins67 Are u 17?

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@Kennyhaz404 Cake and candles twin

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@JeffNadu Nuts what AI can do these days

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This one hurt…fuck these niggas up for me 5

[TMZ @TMZ]

🕊️ Tay Keith, the Grammy-nominated producer best known for crafting some of hip hop's biggest hits, including Travis Scott's 2018 single "Sicko Mode," is dead.

[BFD @notbfd]

Student center chick fil a pre Covid 💔

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

Weed and alcohol could never give me the same high that stealing gives me. Finders keepers

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@bama_fb_sucks Gotta put a warning on some shit like this put those things away

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@DaddyBalkanBrad Stupid ass name on the bloke as well

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@bama_fb_sucks U better fn

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Workplace is forcing me (top salesman) to participate in the Company LinkedIn Post Humiliation Ritual.

Guess I’ll take 4 shits and a 2 hour lunch today