Bionicle Assburger

[Bionicle Assburger @notbionicle]

I was actually practicing to be able to play such a melody. They beat me to it god damnit.

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

fascinating things happening on threads

[Bionicle Assburger @notbionicle]

I've existed since so long it hurts. So many lifetimes I can't even recall. Only to end up here again.

[Bionicle Assburger @notbionicle]

@justalexoki Is it one of your first time?

[Bionicle Assburger @notbionicle]

@BritBratTV7 In some places they cut the corner off packs. Something has to be done. Retailers removing the seal def is not the right solution but it may push ptcg to make some kinda of retail double seal pack mechanism.

[Bionicle Assburger @notbionicle]

@Cyb4rAnG3L Do I really have to? 😖

[Bionicle Assburger @notbionicle]

@branchcodex No, it really is more expensive. It used to be less expensive and should be less expensive. But yea...my attention span is nuked and I'm tired. I need a wife or a slave or something...

[Bionicle Assburger @notbionicle]

@vulcandor @CloutfiendVT @Dexerto I'm doing it for engagement actually, money is tight... I could be so much more racist and my dead grandparents would be proud of me. To me it's more about behavior than skin color. It just hits a redneck's ego differently if u call em the N-word y'know.

[Bionicle Assburger @notbionicle]

That's why my mom only drank Pepsi, but the doctor made her stop...

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

You can request anything but 'Jesus is king' on a @CocaCola can on their site.

Inc "allah is king" and "Satan is king".

But Jesus is banned.

Care to explain Coca-Cola???

[Bionicle Assburger @notbionicle]

@angelodotsui But I have the original at home

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@frostyflak3s @damnimflyy @fibboxyz I deleted my alt poupée

[Bionicle Assburger @notbionicle]

Black magic doesn't work on me. I'm anointed and divinely protected by my slightly indigenous, aryan, racist, christian grandma. She gave me the gift of Asperger's to break the family's generational curse.

[Bionicle Assburger @notbionicle]

@Triggertalkings No, stand your ground.

[Bionicle Assburger @notbionicle]

@fugustra1 😂

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@isabeller0ss Meh whatchu gon do 🤷🏻

[Bionicle Assburger @notbionicle]

No seriously why is there so many dui arrests at the wawa, sounds like it's redneck central n they just all decided to get drunk an steal at wawa because fuck em

[Bionicle Assburger @notbionicle]

@IncelStormcloak It's more of a suggestion than a request. Up here in Canada you can ask M.A.I.D. I love it

[Bionicle Assburger @notbionicle]

@erewhonsmoothie Adding this to my pickup line pool "Hopefully I can milk u?"

[Bionicle Assburger @notbionicle]

Perfectly Balanced

[Bionicle Assburger @notbionicle]

@gnarlyrita I have this Japanese dude grinding gifts with me on two accounts. If he screws me over I'm flying there and having a word with the Yakuza.

[Bionicle Assburger @notbionicle]

@Native2Crypto This is witchcraft, crypto girl weiner corn noodles

[Bionicle Assburger @notbionicle]

As a Canadian I 100% agree. The Canadians are nasty, I love the people but they're nasty. Especially the leadership which no one love, it's the nastiest part. Trump should invade us. Imagine the 63 United States of America, that'd be a glorious star-spangled banner.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: Canada is nasty They are, they're nasty.