notbirdads (Parody)

Advertising on the bird app owned by the billionaire.

PARODY ACCOUNT -- You see that Elon, it's a parody, meaning don't cancel me bro.

[notbirdads (Parody) @notbirdads]

All engagement is positive engagement.

[Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart]

One thing about Twitter these days that is actually awesome is that the Community Notes are even being appended to sponsored posts

[notbirdads (Parody) @notbirdads]

We promise. If you pay the $8 verification fee your ads will work, usually.

[notbirdads (Parody) @notbirdads]

No need to panic, the ads continue to display (we think)

[notbirdads (Parody) @notbirdads]

@thetomytom By using Twitter you are opting in to be forced to give us your data. Free speech!

[notbirdads (Parody) @notbirdads]

What part of opt-in don’t you understand?

[Zoë Schiffer @ZoeSchiffer]

SCOOP w/ @CaseyNewton: Twitter is working on a plan to force users to opt-in to personalized ads & share their location data. It’s considering letting those who pay for Twitter Blue to opt-out of data sharing — a decision that would likely anger Apple: https://t.co/ItNWQx6ZrV

[notbirdads (Parody) @notbirdads]

A quick clarification, your ads will not be running next to anything “hardcore”. We hope.

[notbirdads (Parody) @notbirdads]

dm elonmusk don't say anything stupid on today's spaces! Also make sure to hype up our new conversion pixel -- that's should get the money flowing!

[notbirdads (Parody) @notbirdads]

You heard the man, we got some debt payments coming and the $8 ain't going to cover it.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Twitter usage is at an all-time high lol

[notbirdads (Parody) @notbirdads]

Hey political advertisers! Only one day left until the midterm, so if you don't cancel all of your spend today, our CEO will give you a half-hearted endorsement in their timeline.

[notbirdads (Parody) @notbirdads]

Another benefit to upping your Q4 budget with us, we (probably) won't sue you. Can Meta claim that, I don't think so.

[notbirdads (Parody) @notbirdads]

Would the engineer who wrote the CPA algorithm please return to the office on Monday? Pretty please.

[notbirdads (Parody) @notbirdads]

New user follow recommendations are a great way to get the word out.

[notbirdads (Parody) @notbirdads]

I need to find a couple of ad tech companies to buy and shut down. @tkawaja any suggestions?

[notbirdads (Parody) @notbirdads]

Does anyone know if Semaphore has any more Q4 budget?

[notbirdads (Parody) @notbirdads]

Has anyone seen MoPub? It was around here somewhere...

[notbirdads (Parody) @notbirdads]

Going forward, any Twitter ad campaigns that try to reach real people must clearly be labeled "Parody" or they will underperform.

[notbirdads (Parody) @notbirdads]

In response to overwhelming demand, we've increased the minimum bid CPMs for all ads in the automotive category to $930.

[notbirdads (Parody) @notbirdads]

Brands that are concerned about brand safety -- please let your account reps know! Though you may get a better response on their personal emails or reaching out on LinkedIn. Also, if you have any positions available...