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[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[jp @inflammateomnia]

Shut up about grindset if you really wanted to make money you'd be in a dinghy in the strait with a pair of binoculars and fifteen polymarket tabs

[Luka Doncic @lukadoncic]

when you lose the one you wonted

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

This is how God must feel when he sees us scrolling on our phones

[DAN KOE @thedankoe]

The secret is to have something you're excited to do when you wake up. It takes a few months of learning, failure, and experimentation to find what that thing is, but once you do, everything is just... better.

[bitzer @notbitzer]

You should be using whichever AI Elon is actively shitting on the most.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Your AI hates Whites & Asians, especially Chinese, heterosexuals and men.

This is misanthropic and evil. Fix it.

Frankly, I don’t think there is anything you can do to escape the inevitable irony of Anthropic ending up being Misanthropic. You were doomed to this fate when you chose your name.

The Name of the Wind.

[ned! @nedsore]

the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower

[Texas A&M Football @AggieFootball]

There will be a second half

[CFP @CFBPlayoff]

November 1️⃣1️⃣ College Football Playoff Selection Committee Rankings

1️⃣7️⃣. Southern California // @uscfb

#CFBPlayoff 🏈🏆

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Jaylen Brown rubbed his fake hairline on OG’s jersey 😭😭😭

[Lenny @KxngLenny_]

these niggas communicate like pitbulls

[dre 🇵🇸 @altoidsrevenge]

if they released behind the scenes footage of my girl giving supernigga undirected smooches after the director yelled cut they would have to scoop me off of I-75

[woop @woop54]

Engaging in art is productive don’t let anyone make you feel differently

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Star Wars opening crawl

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

got something of a Cinderella situation going on

[sahir @sahir2k]

a revenue generation software startup

[bitzer @notbitzer]

We are witnessing the emergence of a political Nick Castellanos

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

This might be the most cursed overseas trip in history

[dre 🇵🇸 @altoidsrevenge]

dis nigga was geeking in the middle of the street eating a 6 piece like last week life crazy never give up on yo dreams yall

[bitzer @notbitzer]

Yeah I’m gonna run for office.
CA-17?