Ford Sobriety Coach

Kick-ass sobriety coach to the political rock stars

[Ford Sobriety Coach @notbobmarier]

@mitchellvii Spoken like a man with drug and gambling issues...

[Ford Sobriety Coach @notbobmarier]

@TomBaudi @mitchellvii Shazbat

[Ford Sobriety Coach @notbobmarier]

@mitchellvii Billy Bath Salts has a nice ring to it. Dude gets high on insecure idiots telling him how smart he is

[Ford Sobriety Coach @notbobmarier]

@mitchellvii So you switched from cocaine to LSD? Good call man.

[Ford Sobriety Coach @notbobmarier]

@mitchellvii How much for a gram of what you’re snorting, Peg? Asking for a friend.

[Ford Sobriety Coach @notbobmarier]

@mitchellvii So you’re a cokehead AND a narcissist. Ah, the white man’s drugs. Reminds me of a former client. He’s dead now.

[Ford Sobriety Coach @notbobmarier]

With weed about to be legal Randy’s all amped up for a Cabinet position. And, he just destroyed Diane’s china cabinet #TOpoli #onpoli

[Ford Sobriety Coach @notbobmarier]

Hey @80sDougFord, where you at? Asking for a friend #TOpoli #ONpoli

[Ford Sobriety Coach @notbobmarier]

Doug’s a teetotaler, but he’s got me on retainer just for optics #TOpoli #ONpoli

[Ford Sobriety Coach @notbobmarier]

@realDonaldTrump if you need a sobriety coach, holler.

[Ford Sobriety Coach @notbobmarier]

#MarriageAdviceIn3Words Don't smoke crack #topoli

[Ford Sobriety Coach @notbobmarier]

#MarriageAdviceIn3Words Plenty to eat #topoli

[Ford Sobriety Coach @notbobmarier]

Rob went to a spiritual counsellor yesterday. His spirit animal is drug mule #topoli

[Ford Sobriety Coach @notbobmarier]

After two quintuple espressos, Rob can emphasize a lot of things #topoli

[Ford Sobriety Coach @notbobmarier]

The big guy's watching Narcos and trying to curse out Bill Blair in Spanish. Si, pendejos #topoli

[Ford Sobriety Coach @notbobmarier]

@k_in_ @fernhilldammit sucked up, no. Snorted up, quite possibly #topoli #TO2024

[Ford Sobriety Coach @notbobmarier]

Rob's being a good sport and says he'll handle drug testing if we get the Olympics. Service before self. Blah, blah, blah #topoli #TO2024

[Ford Sobriety Coach @notbobmarier]

@ThursdayGuy Dave is vacillating between the video search decathlon and the 100-meter dash while carrying a body #topoli

[Ford Sobriety Coach @notbobmarier]

Randy wants to compete in Olympic archery. So he bought a grenade launcher & blew up 15 Windsor #topoli

[Ford Sobriety Coach @notbobmarier]

Randy heard Harper talk about the highest standards for #CPeeC candidates. So he did a gram & is working on his speech #topoli #peegate