Brennan Hill

Where innovation meets the law

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God must have been texting while driving the new 2021 Toyota® RAV4 Hybrid-Class™ when he made you.

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@Ravious101 I want to know more about the juror who was initially ng out of the gates until his conversion

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The reason there are men with the now-commonplace name Victor is because there was a time long ago when it was completely acceptable to name your son 'winner'.

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@sxtiawan I don't see a single red flag in sight!

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So gross yet so far away

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@internetarchiva Most accurate tweet of 2026

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Cinematic memory

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I went on a nature hike when I was 7 years old. Now, you have to remember that this was the late 80's and so pine trees looked and smelled very, very.... very different.

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From Watts to Hollywood to Boyle Heights heights to Beverly hills to Koreatown to Reseda; these are the days of our lives.

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No one judges me but God, Tom, Dick, and Harry

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The phrase "one of a kind" is the complete opposite of what it's trying to describe.

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It must have been two decades—if not more—since I had thought about the visual cliché of the toothless hockey player.

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@DropSiteNews This word... "facts"... does not mean what he thinks it means

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One of the most punk things you can do is watch Forrest Gump.

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Why break a good habit?

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Lyle Lovett

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Please don't make me practice what I preach.

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The only news source you need is https://t.co/i1aaYV75k1

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There's an apparent social acceptability to wearing the Burger King crown as an adult which continues to catch me off guard; to blindside me like an enemy hidden in the bushes.

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Have you ever tasted food at a restaurant that was so bad you burst into laughter?

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Character I'm developing:
Guy who comments "Google it" on every post, even when it's something like a person wishing somebody a happy birthday