Goody

I'm relatively terrible.

[Goody @notbrettgoodman]

If your counterpoint to being called an idiot is blurting out your self assessed IQ, you’ve proven the point. Being intelligent doesn’t mean you’re not a stupid fucking idiot with bad ideas.

[Goody @notbrettgoodman]

And also imagine being an adult man who goes into a post by a literal porn star to complain about the content they’re posting on a free platform.

[Goody @notbrettgoodman]

What’s amazing is most of the shitlords that post on here believe the nonsense that they post. I mean they rrrreeaaallllyyy believe it.

[Goody @notbrettgoodman]

I’m going to say that the political texts I get all day are super obnoxious. The worst ones lately are from a candidate for NYS Governor who is making one of the worst political missteps ever calculated. And it’s just fucking annoying.

[Goody @notbrettgoodman]

Brian Daboll is a field goal away from having a job or not.

[Goody @notbrettgoodman]

I waited all day to post that because who really cares?

[Goody @notbrettgoodman]

Every year I complain about how bad the Browns are. Man, they’re just terrible. I can’t even find a place to begin to elaborate.

[Goody @notbrettgoodman]

This is an unserious football organization.

[Goody @notbrettgoodman]

@CuseFootball I know the dude died, but is Greg Robinson somehow back in charge from the beyond?

[Goody @notbrettgoodman]

It’s obvious that a lot of people on this app have never been told to shut their fucking mouths by another person who is standing in front of them.

[Goody @notbrettgoodman]

@Cernovich

[Goody @notbrettgoodman]

Never imagined I’d have an active opinion on this but I find the noise that comes from a trumpet extremely off-putting.

[Goody @notbrettgoodman]

This platform is insane. Not like a good type of “whoa this is insane.” I mean I believe that everything on here is insane in the most negative context possible.

[Goody @notbrettgoodman]

Everyone needs to get on that Lenny Dykstra energy. Call someone ‘Fuck Stick’, I swear it feels amazing.

[Goody @notbrettgoodman]

One of the best lines ever spoken in a movie is still “I’m gonna take a shit.”

[Goody @notbrettgoodman]

Frankly, that’s exactly what I expected out of that football game and I find myself in no way disappointed. Once again, the Cleveland Browns are not good.

[Goody @notbrettgoodman]

You know who won a football game today. Octogenarian Joe Flacco.

[Goody @notbrettgoodman]

This is an unserious football organization.

[Goody @notbrettgoodman]

There’s got to be someone in the crowd that can sub in for Jones at tackle and do a better job.

[Goody @notbrettgoodman]

I don’t care who you vote for. Just shut the fuck up about it. You’re not changing anyone’s opinion by sharing yours. You’re just being annoying. Go touch the grass or something.