Not Brett Larkin

Brett Mother Fucking Larkin. Don't take shit from nobody. Fuck ISIS. 100% American Man 100% of the time. (Not affiliated with the real Brett Larkin)

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Just watched a video about a real interview with a grey alien. Mother fuckers said all they want is peace, and the Colonel's Crispy recipe

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Trying to write this paper, but these dumbasses outside my window keep shouting about their Pokemon live action role play. Fuckin nerds.

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@ZacharyLemke Throwback Thursday

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Now everybody from the 5-6-3, put ya mutha fuckin hands up and follow me! #8Mile #BLarkin

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First year I can legally go to a bar for Halloween so if im drunk and you are dressed like a clown im sorry in advance for punching you

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Dantrell Kelley, more like saggy titty ninja turtle lookin ass @DTrain_52

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@ryandriscoll28 oh Wing Wednesday? Sounds like someone's a lil bitch

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Shout out to @SwaggyPMF for following the most badass American gladiator to ever grace the Earth

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Just sitting here eating some rice. Looking at the wall just wondering what the hell rice even is. Who discovered that shit?

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@justindhamlin Damn straight

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@ImJustBetter_ Considering my height versus your height, my pound for pound swoleness is much greater #VoteBrettLarkin2016

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@LarkinBrett I'm your biggest fan. Can you retweet this?? Please? I'd be forever grateful man. You are my idol and inspiration.

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Just went on the biggest squirrel murder spree this side of the Mississippi since the Squirrel Purge of 1936. Come bury these nuts squirrels

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#VoteBrettLarkin 2016

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America is like a nice Lady. I want to take care of her and protect her with all my life. #America

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If I'm smacking my thighs, you already know what's gunna happen. FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

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Just put a bag on my head for shits and gigs. My biceps almost got in the way when I took it off though. #Swole