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forever covered in pet hair

[bri @notbriderra]

@BowTiedMara Bro quiet quit being the president

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

Trump should take a victory lap around Dallas in a convertible.

[abby ✨ @bytekiszka]

you’re laughing. they just elected ballooney for vice president and you’re fucking laughing.

[bri @notbriderra]

hold the fuck up did moo deng predict this better than ann selzer and that one professor?

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

Headline writers not messing about

[bri @notbriderra]

So if y’all don’t want a woman then Jimmy Carter 2028?

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[bri @notbriderra]

@mmpadellan Anna Delvey is that you

[Ashley K. @AshleyKSmalls]

We’re looking at this wrong. She literally ate Trump. She’s saying eat the rich.

[Gay Sex @GaySexForReal]

GAY SEX endorses presidential candidate Kamala Harris.

[bri @notbriderra]

Friendly PSA that the @NAACP partnered with @lyft to offer $40 off rides to and from the polls today with the code ‘NAACPVOTE24’

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Voters of Iowa, you have an opportunity to do the funniest thing in the history of mankind

[lyss, esq @am_yers]

Hahaha......wait, wait...... hahahahahahahAHAHAHA

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

She threw a Hail Mary wit 0’s on the clock

[bri @notbriderra]

God, what have you done?
You’re a dead skeleton
At the pink pony club
@ChappellRoan

[mars ᢉ𐭩 @furinaluvbot]

“you let your cat sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

…anyway being an organ donor is a concrete way to save lives and you should do it. and frankly if you’re relatively healthy you should look into live donation at places like the national kidney registry. dumbass tweets like this piss me tf off & I hope op never needs an organ!

[bri @notbriderra]

@NoelMacNeal Bear’s biggest fan 🐶❤️🐻