musicalfinger5

😬 ♈️ 💜🖤🤍 I’m not funny but I’m the funniest person I know

[Swamp Princess🐊 @officialdoechii]

I love how as you get older you just give less of a fuck and it becomes easier to live with yourself

[Negi💸 @NM5WRLD]

Normalize smoking weed in public like a cigarette.

[musicalfinger5 @notcaptsaveahoe]

Better find a mop it’s gettin sticky in this bitch

[musicalfinger5 @notcaptsaveahoe]

So listen, if I disappear from a FT with no explanation (muted mic, off camera)………

I’m either just going to the bathroom or I’m taking a shit. This conversation was interrupting my me time and I refuse to let it go on any longer

[musicalfinger5 @notcaptsaveahoe]

Today I realized that I’m cultivating real friendships out of work friendships. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[In Otter News.... @In_Otter_News2]

Steve has started a new window cleaning business.
Steve is trying his best.

[musicalfinger5 @notcaptsaveahoe]

Soooo utility workers, what does standing in the street and staring up at the pole and various technical equipment attached really tell you?????

Asking for a friend

[musicalfinger5 @notcaptsaveahoe]

There’s a lot of trust when it comes to certain things…

My face and eyebrows are something that I have to have implicit trust with. Ain’t just any body touching the money maker.

I’ll walk around with jacked up skin and eyebrows before I just let anyone touch them

[musicalfinger5 @notcaptsaveahoe]

And here I was thinking location access would be turned off after yet another conversation like that

🤣🤷🏽‍♀️

[Meech @DemetriusHarmon]

only a select few know how scary it is to lose yo glasses while you home alone.

cause only you can find em and you cant see

[musicalfinger5 @notcaptsaveahoe]

I can miss you, I will miss you, I in fact do miss you……

which means you won’t ever know

[musicalfinger5 @notcaptsaveahoe]

I didn’t plan to deep dive and feel stuck, so I’m just trying to swim out of the muck and I’m not having the best luck not breaking the foundation up. Devils snare is sharpest when you deceive yourself into thinking you can avoid the damage

[musicalfinger5 @notcaptsaveahoe]

Oddly inspirational

[musicalfinger5 @notcaptsaveahoe]

So serious 🤣

[musicalfinger5 @notcaptsaveahoe]

Aww there’s this absolutely adorable gay couple walking home holding hands. 🥰🦦

[musicalfinger5 @notcaptsaveahoe]

Touchdown MSU!!!!
@MSU_Football

[musicalfinger5 @notcaptsaveahoe]

@rebmasel *sees this tweet while a Miley Cyrus song comes up on my playlist*

[RUSS @russdiemon]

39,255 were men 😞

[musicalfinger5 @notcaptsaveahoe]

A car length and a half is the distance required while driving for a reason 🙄

[musicalfinger5 @notcaptsaveahoe]

Not in the office physically but the idea is still valid