ur mom lol

peepee poopoo

[ur mom lol @notcasee]

when I say i’m dressing up, I mean i’m putting on my platform vans instead of the regular ones

[ur mom lol @notcasee]

my favorite article of clothing is my emotional support flannel

[ur mom lol @notcasee]

“kale is like eating a towel”

[ur mom lol @notcasee]

“i worry about wildlife”

[ur mom lol @notcasee]

“dad was so happy yesterday at Hooters”

[ur mom lol @notcasee]

went for a silly little “mental health run” and came back feeling better???? fuck

[ur mom lol @notcasee]

children should not be allowed to fly unless they’ve had an adult dosage of nyquil

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

Surfs Up (2007) penguin would kick Happy Feet (2006) penguin's Ass

[farha @shutyourhell]

there’s no reason any grown man should be named kyle

[ur mom lol @notcasee]

Kyles Movie Comparisons
toy story 1 = julius caesar
toy story 2 = the odyssey
toy story 3 = into the darkness
toy story 4 = flowers for algernon

[ur mom lol @notcasee]

just unblocked my mom from twitter with the disclaimer nothing i tweeted can be held against me

[ur mom lol @notcasee]

my mom at a football game: so do you guys do waves here?

[ur mom lol @notcasee]

@yaadumbass the mango burts bees

[ur mom lol @notcasee]

kyle just ate my entire fucking tube of chapstick

[ur mom lol @notcasee]

FWD: I literally think of u every time I think of Shrek

[ur mom lol @notcasee]

@_johannahearns @McDonalds oh i’m absolutely going tmr

[ur mom lol @notcasee]

ayo @McDonalds did we bring the snack wrap back or not… you’re giving mixed signals

[ur mom lol @notcasee]

I have no self control, therefore money is no object

[ur mom lol @notcasee]

not lost just misplaced i tell myself as i franticly search for my random plastic bag of edibles

[ur mom lol @notcasee]

the city has too many smells

[ur mom lol @notcasee]

rewatching jersey shore is my therapy