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[certifiedjo @notcertifedjo]

As soon as I hear “purchase your tracks today” I’m clicking off the video

[Morri$👽 @Morrisrealest]

Me listening to that lil speech hoes be giving before giving you some coochie “I’m not a hoe, I don’t be doing this”

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

I can understand why Italians saw this and decided to invent unemployment

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

the way he stayed in character will forever have me in tears LMAOOO😭😭😭

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Man if someone showed a photo of Obama speaking to some evil wizard alien looking mother fuckers you mouth breathers would have blown every vessel in your brain.

[🕺🏽 @QuanStfu]

Bitches know who to play with thats all ima say

[CJ☔️ @samwakinsvv]

Nigga said this shii ain’t even loud LMFAOO

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

A lot of people need to wake up to the fact that actual super villains exist and too many of them are the scientist and doctors we are told constantly to trust unquestioningly.

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

Jewish niggas be like “we don’t control the government” then ban Sean Strickland from the White House

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing they can go to jail for smoking weed but Trump gets a $200 fine for insider trading

[WEIRD IN LIFE @WeirdInLife]

Deshae Frost had to tell Adrien Broner that nobody remembers he’s a 4-time boxing world champion anymore: “That was in 2012, stop holding on to that.” 💀

(📷: Kick/deshaefrost)

[أم شكردن @ZkakLBlatt_love]

This is literally what Fidel Castro said and people thought was crazy

[JAE @OkieFBfan]

“Tonight’s matchup is the OKC Thunder Vs the Klu Klux Klan!!!!”

NBA Twitter:

[W A B I S A B I @ThembaM60]

@elonmusk @Moreotsile21458 Looks like they inserted that neurolink in her brain

[Dolly🦋 @itzblackdoll]

@elonmusk

[Olaromola🇳🇬 @abike1999]

Her drunk ass would've killed her and forgotten about it within 48 hours but ok.

[MR. OBVIOUS @ObviousRises]

And that end-to-end encryption will be useless because the CEO is literally from Israel—its going to have a backdoor.

[this cant be Riggs? @thiscantberiggs]

Ok I guess this why they say we need Black cops cuz a white cop definitely woulda shot buddy