🌈 kel

★ astra inclinant, sed non obligant ★| she/they | lesbian | only good at medieval history and being dramatic | 26

[🌈 kel @notcherrypie]

“how much can you change and get away with it, before you turn into someone else, before it’s some kind of murder?” -Richard Siken

[🌈 kel @notcherrypie]

clearly the election watch party is going SO well

[Murphy⚜️ @_sforsierra]

Yall gon jump me if I say what I wanna say? 🌚

[🌈 kel @notcherrypie]

genuinely want to know what is happening hear. this whole thing is a comedy to me and it has piqued my curiosity

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: At least 10 Jewish people have been arrested in connection a bizarre secret underground tunnel brawl at the Chabad headquarters in Crown Heights New York.

This was after Bochurim ripped wooden panels to prevent a cement truck from sealing off the recently discovered tunnels.

The tunnels were allegedly illegally dug around 6 months ago, in an attempt to expand the iconic Synagogue.

This case is still being investigated and I will provide more details as they come.

[🌈 kel @notcherrypie]

i’m not sure what the most insane song i’ve been listening on repeat these past few days is: all star but specifically the shrek soundtrack version, black widow by iggy azalea and rita ora, or the no-no song by ringo starr

[🌈 kel @notcherrypie]

next week i’m coming to texas and if you see me burst into tears in burgerland no you didn’t

[🌈 kel @notcherrypie]

the $27 haircut from the tiny shop on state street that was playing “kiss me through the phone” over speakers today has yet to fail on cutting my hair well

[🌈 kel @notcherrypie]

also shout out to my fellow spotify listeners in madison i’ve only been here since august but apparently i mesh well with the rest of y’all’s gay asses

[🌈 kel @notcherrypie]

this is fucking embarrassing… i can’t believe my 2 month obsession with that one hobbit inspired song took #1

[🌈 kel @notcherrypie]

i have been going through it whatever that it may be who knows but it’s certainly something

[🌈 kel @notcherrypie]

the first sentence i was like oh okay this is referencing the systemic problem with higher likelihood of black women dying in pregnancy and the last sentence was like oh oh no these are just neo-malthusianism repackaged for obgyn

[Emma Szewczak @EmmaSzewczak]

this is an absolutely UNHINGED way to open your book on the history of medicine !!!!!

[Meg Corrigan @_megcorrigan]

Bein a lesbo is pish. A tell a girl shes bangin nd ye get "comin from u👸🏼" lit nah am no sayin tht tae be yer pal am sayin it tae shag ye x

[🌈 kel @notcherrypie]

i shall say that at least the top layer is no longer completely straight. i am thankful for that at least

[🌈 kel @notcherrypie]

returning to twitter to complain about my hair… my favorite activity

[🌈 kel @notcherrypie]

i am tired of accidentally adding too much conditioning products to the top when the bottom needs it… life is a struggle but at least i am pretty and my curls aren’t half bad

[🌈 kel @notcherrypie]

the top is still wavy and attempting a curl but the bottom is making a valiant attempt at ringlets. i’m getting my hair cut next week and maybe going shorter and adding more layers will help it curl

[🌈 kel @notcherrypie]

tried a different method of brushing and scrunching products into my hair and the shock i felt when i realized the bottom of my hair was trying to form ringlets was so funny cause like i should have realized it was curly curly when the waves were like they were

[🌈 kel @notcherrypie]

back on my bullshit (tinder)