.

[First Take @FirstTake]

“They are a show.” 🤩

@stephenasmith is full of praise for the Timberwolves after their season-opening win over the Heat.

[Pope 🌺 @PopeyLocks]

Trading Jaylen Brown because Tatum’s ego couldn’t handle being the 2nd best player just to be the 2nd best player to 40 year old PG is so good

Can’t script comedy like that

[kordell @lledrok]

hand paul george a water nigga @jaytatum0

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.

[Tae @IconicTaex]

Cardi B leaving her Tiny Desk performance.

[. @notchoifr]

he just like me fr

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

G Herbo’s fiancée Taina wonders why he always falls asleep whenever she gets close to him:

“Every time I come near him, he instantly goes 💤”

[mazzy @mazzypopstar]

this is one of the best tiny desk performances i have ever seen wtf

[♡🦇 @sadhotgirI]

nah i will never get tired of seeing bodak yellow performed live. what a song what a time what a woman

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Cardi B performs “I Like It” for her NPR Tiny Desk concert: https://t.co/aPgWdhJIcc

[Sundaye @BrightLikeSunny]

Lolly gagging = Fucking around

[. @notchoifr]

nigga muted chrisean n blueface still cant escape these mfs

[Eric Arraché @ericarrache]

Meu deus, um PS5 todo preto assim é exatamente como deveria sido desde o princípio

[ameera @sexocism]

i genuinely hate that this is my type of humor

[Dylan Allman @dylanmallman]

Piracy is so back.

Death to intellectual property!

[Matt Harmon @MattHarmon_BYB]

sometimes a tweet is so good it just stops you in your tracks

[Manae @ManaeThoughts]

When I lose 2 arms and a leg in a car crash and the doctor tries saving me

[. @notchoifr]

lying down

[༒ @ravesrevenge_]

Me when I run out of weed:

[༒ @ravesrevenge_]

Me when I run out of weed:

[. @notchoifr]

groupie

[Cam @42Cyc]

$20/Hour worker commenting on the $60M per year QB as if he knows anything about the game.

What an absolute loser it genuinely doesn't get weirder than this

[𝒮𝒾𝑒. ᡣ𐭩 @Cindtrillella]

THIS DEAD ASS MIGHT BE THE FUNNIEST CLIP OF THE FUCKING SEASON MAN I BEEN CRYING AT THIS SHIT FOR 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭