Chris {∜}

Thank you for your attention to this matter. Regrettably, this is poppycock.

[Chris {∜} @NotChris404]

@redheadranting @XStrangeHistory What so I say what everyone is thinking and this makes me woke???

[Chris {∜} @NotChris404]

@redheadranting @XStrangeHistory Slut

[Chris {∜} @NotChris404]

@Solvatdelectron Fascinating

[Chris {∜} @NotChris404]

Sick to death of this homophobe.

[Chris {∜} @NotChris404]

One sure fire way to piss me the fuck off is to let me order off the happy hour menu and then charge me full price and then not fix it after I complain

[Chris {∜} @NotChris404]

@PL__OOC Hitler?

[Chris {∜} @NotChris404]

@meralhece Suck it up buttercup

[Chris {∜} @NotChris404]

@HabCorpLinguist 5th circuit woke?

[Chris {∜} @NotChris404]

@GetOnTap 25 cent coca cola

[Chris {∜} @NotChris404]

@beyondreasdoubt *in buccees*

“too many poles”

[Chris {∜} @NotChris404]

@PolitiBunny Halloween season of the witch

[Chris {∜} @NotChris404]

@GayPatriot Already mid troonout i see.

[Chris {∜} @NotChris404]

@ChrisJacksonSC @FreddyLA7 Let’s take a moment to remember the poor Canadians, who will never know such joy.

[Chris {∜} @NotChris404]

@FreddyLA7 Honey chipotle

[Chris {∜} @NotChris404]

@HistoryVareck Needs more text

[Chris {∜} @NotChris404]

@uncledoomer They should’ve waited until state fair season

[Matt Gilbert #RIPDoriMonson 🇺🇸🇮🇱 @mattgilblezy]

@jay_kobbe In Europe you have to wait a year to see a Dr Pepper

[Chris {∜} @NotChris404]

@mournddmal Spicy straights fuck off

[Chris {∜} @NotChris404]

@Nalin_Haley Kang

[Chris {∜} @NotChris404]

@3YearLetterman You forgot Cornhole

[Chris {∜} @NotChris404]

@tordbfriis @NapoleonBonabot Oh? Nice. Nice.