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See you later crocodile

[Pãozin 🍞👁️🇧🇷🇵🇾🇯🇵 @BreadTheEnd]

My mom accepted me being trans but draws the line at me being fat so honestly i have no fucking clue

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

we really used to ask teachers if we could drink water.

[jurídico jogos vorazes @thngergames]

quando eu falo que estou ansioso para o novo jogos vorazes e alguém me fala que é assim que as pessoas da capital se sentem

[Liza @Li33aaa]

Tonight at a shopping mall , I watched a 5 year old boy ask a little girl if he could hug her because he liked her sweater. She said, "No.” He smiled, "Okay! I like your sweater. Bye!" and ran back to his dad. To his dad, he proudly said: "I didn't hug her because she said no... but I told her I liked her sweater!" His dad replied, “Cool, buddy!" ...and they went on shopping.
If a 5-year-old boy can understand consent and respect a "No," then so can every adult

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

january me was so full of hope.

July me is just a survivor.

[Michelle @D162Michele]

No, this is Africa BECAUSE of white people.

[maia ☆🇵🇸 @maiadidntwakeup]

Complaining about my stomach hurting after knowingly eating some bullshit

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Evil bitches in their bedroom with plushies after cheating

[‎ً @cyberfeeels]

I miss when I was younger and didn't have any sponsorbilieries

[໊ @xoeeie]

You're fucking disgusting. Using a baby who literally needs the breast milk as a comparison to a man who's horny is beyond incomprehensible. Who raised you???

[⛓️Little Miss Big Butt⛓️ @GothTransFem]

this genuinely might be the funniest tweet of all time

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Imagine blaming me because your face looks like a failed science experiment.

[epaulette shark of #ptvtwt @1sharkqwq1]

how did asians get the “they all look the same” stereotype

[𝘨𝘢𝘣⁴⁴¹⁶ @lewiseuphoria]

eu não aguento mais ver pessoas burras plmdds

[diana @artjaehyi]

Acabo de ver una publicación donde decía que la final sería entre latinos que se creen europeos y europeos que se creen latinos JAJAJAJAJAJA

[aether @bluewdrift]

In order to become a better person, you must first realize how horrible you really are. Not in the dramatic sense, but in the quiet ways you sabotage yourself, repeat unhealthy patterns, hurt people who care about you, or tolerate what wounds you. You cannot grow if you keep pretending you're innocent in the story you've created.

[Nicolas @nicointhemoon]

horário de almoço configura horário de trabalho e é EXPRESSAMENTE PROIBIDO a ingestão de bebidas alcoólicas. cabe justa causa sim.

[caio @gatojinglebells]

Hoje fui tomar um sorvete e na mesa do lado tinha uns cinco adolescentes tão felizes que me fizeram lembrar da época em que ainda existia alguma luz em mim e aquele foi o sorvete mais amargo que eu ja tomei na vida

[brenda @brendasafra]

sim, o feminismo faz com que mulheres envelheçam. já o machismo tira as nossas vidas antes...

[❤︎Angelica ❤︎ @angelicaaa5437]

Fun grammar tip I learned as a kid and never forgot: if you don’t know whether to use me or I, take away the other person/people in the sentence and see if it makes sense. For example, in this case, “my friend and me went to an art gallery” becomes “me went to an art gallery” which is grammatically incorrect