Trevor 🐇

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[Trevor 🐇 @notclevertrev]

Technically all chickens are Amish.

[Trevor 🐇 @notclevertrev]

@DevinChvnce Nothin like a nice pair of sky titties though

[Trevor 🐇 @notclevertrev]

@TheJasonDouglas You track your followers? What even are followers?

[Trevor 🐇 @notclevertrev]

Literally showed my wife one of her favorite bands. And tonight she decided to tell me she heard about them in high school... they weren’t even a band till 2015... one of my greatest accomplishments is ruined.

[Trevor 🐇 @notclevertrev]

Everyone is all@about the hott minute but I’m more about the sexy second 😤

[Trevor 🐇 @notclevertrev]

It’s okay to cough as long as it’s in my own fridge and not someone else’s.

[Trevor 🐇 @notclevertrev]

@realDonaldTrump went the hard route to get a reality show and the season is over, please vacate.

[Trevor 🐇 @notclevertrev]

@nickcostduh Big Mac- no Mac, fries- grease only, and a shake but only if the machine is broken.

[Trevor 🐇 @notclevertrev]

Maybe the weirdest thing about working an overnight shift is getting home at 9:30AM and not feeling guilty about opening a beer...

[Trevor 🐇 @notclevertrev]

@DevinChvnce Would love to hear it!

[Trevor 🐇 @notclevertrev]

Definitely need some rocket power merch

[Trevor 🐇 @notclevertrev]

Meteorologists get so hard for weather, they literally don’t stop talking about getting “pounded” and by how many “inches”

[Trevor 🐇 @notclevertrev]

I bet alcoholics are pretty pumped that they have to wear masks to work now.

[Trevor 🐇 @notclevertrev]

@nickcostduh Just cut off the end of your jeans, boom.

[Trevor 🐇 @notclevertrev]

@nickcostduh @KaceyMusgraves #agree

[Trevor 🐇 @notclevertrev]

@nickcostduh No joke man Butterflies by @KaceyMusgraves

[Trevor 🐇 @notclevertrev]

Does @instagram load like complete shit for anyone else?

[Trevor 🐇 @notclevertrev]

My favorite thing to do these days is to eat garlic covered hard boiled eggs and then wear my mask when I work out.

Just kidding- I don’t work out.

[Trevor 🐇 @notclevertrev]

@nickcostduh I don’t think it would do well with hair

[Trevor 🐇 @notclevertrev]

Normal as fuck. Or something.