cody

[ryz 🔱🌊 @RyzzieMcGuire]

get the tranquilizer gun the hippo escaped again

[MAX @616WAYNE]

I DO NOT “MEAL PREP” I DO NOT “BUDGET GROCERIES” I BUY FOOD WHEN IM HUNGRY AND IF IM BROKE I KILL MYSELF

[kendall roy’s second wife @princekendalll]

trump’s team today:

[新種の生物が発見されました @101Iight]

How it feels to talk about sunscreen

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

Jamie Lee Curtis promoting Freaky Friday 2

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

Me and the password I made when I was 12

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

I know infidelity is bad but being a CEO holding your VP of HR in your arms at a Coldplay concert has to feel so good. Sometimes love is wrong but still real

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

🫡

[cody @notcodyg]

I thought this was Matt Rife

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

whats your bronouns? lately im partial to big dawg

[AB @AB84]

That’s Jason Kelce raising money for autism…

[cody @notcodyg]

Why hasn’t AI worked out the 6 toes thing yet

[فجر @tamarindflower]

a stranger airdropped us this, how cuteee

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man

[cody @notcodyg]

Honestly slay

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

“Baby, what happened to Woke?”

Dead, my darling, Woke is dead.

[Andrew Perry @AndrewNotDrew7]

If you have a boat, I have a throat

[cody @notcodyg]

“Latinas for Mangione” is so real

[The Luigi Case @LuigiCaseFiles]

JUST IN: Luigi Mangione shares in new letter:

“Last month, on May 6th, I turned 27 years old. I took some time to reflect on 27 things l'm grateful for:”

Among them: “The some 30,000 individuals around the globe who have come together to donate over $1,000,000 to my legal fund.”