twistidd fate

pop tart fiend and corn enthusiast

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Sorry, I can't French kiss right now I just ate 3 bowls of captain crunch and the top of my mouth is destroyed

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It is Wednesday my dudes @juliancomeau

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I like the little video background thing on Spotify for new single "landslide" by LA based pop punk band @thisisloveless very funky&fresh

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It's actually not a strange addiction to listen to northshore many times everyday bc that is a gr8 song and everyone should listen to it right now if u see this twitter update

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I wish pokemon go had been around in like 2013 cus I was walking like 5k a day I would have been hatching eggs left and right, hitting all the stops by me but alas it did not exist until after I became paralyzed and blind ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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It is Tuesday my friends @juliancomeau

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Is this week gonna be alright? @juliancomeau

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I'm out here painting and listening to itaots and when track 2 started my brother came out of his room n was like "what the fuck are u listening to please stop" and tbh that's fair

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Absolutely nothing to smile about today @juliancomeau

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This is your sign to take control of your weekend @juliancomeau

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Having cornemoji as my insta handle is actually so embarrassing when it's not for loveless reasons lol I was in the t&s live last night and I didn't want to say anything bc like ew that's not a normal person handle lol

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Happy Friday y'all @juliancomeau

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#throwbackthursday when @juliancomeau was literally crashing to the pavement

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#throwbackthursday if @juliancomeau was evil

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Ew why is Twitter weird now I just want 2 be annoying and post memes

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#throwbackthursday 2 years ago @juliancomeau loved rain more than most other things

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The week is almost over guys @juliancomeau

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It is Wednesday my dudes @juliancomeau

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New single "the point of pretending" by LA based pop punk band loveless has been out for almost a month and everyone is sick of me talking about it @juliancomeau

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Being paralyzed is so embarrassing, yesterday I had to ask someone to put a band aid on my finger lol

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It is Tuesday my friends @juliancomeau