Daniel Keywan Hollister

Fun with code + video. I break lots of things. Senior Engineer at Favorited, co-founded @5sf. ADHD. Optimist. #FCBayern fan. Bluesky:

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It's been a while, Internet. Since quarantine started, I decided to dig deep and focus on a passion that I let go by the wayside for years and years, which is producing electronic music. I've also been a foster dad to 12 baby kittens

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Hey @victoryplustv, do you know why the current @weareangelcity match broadcast is interlaced? (Both tvOS and web)

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It has been corrected

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@FotMob Look I wish it were actually true, but you’ve been showing an extra USMNT goal for 15 minutes

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@CBSSportsGolazo @paramountplus This guy is having the best fucking day now

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I wish I could go back in time to the moment I realized the trebuchet I built for high school physics was a wildly inaccurate piece of shit

I would tell 15-year-old me that it wasn��t a bad trebuchet. It wasn’t a trebuchet at all. It was a very accurate Arsenal penalty simulator

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@OGDweeb @joelcompiles No it would need to be run against the asset itself

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@MrJohnRebel @zostaff so 3.5B people globally watch/attend soccer regularly, 5B people watch the World Cup, it’s not an American creation, calling the American version “football” is a misnomer, and someone discussing it on X might not be from the USA

but fuck all of that, call it soccer anyway

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@KMkota0 I would, pro favor

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@NitrocelluloseD @levelsio yeah the real metric here would be how many concurrent person-screens are dedicated to whatever fuck you want

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@shannon_diy @levelsio 3 messaging apps, 2 AI code conversations, and multiple views of the same admin dashboard eating up 2.6 screens

this is a master class in looking super busy while trashtalking friends in your fantasy football group threads

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@skittlebittler @levelsio stil searching for your place in this world

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@levelsio this tracks, i once worked for a quadrillionaire whose only screen was a 1x1 dot matrix display. most people who looked at it just saw one dot (or not). when he looked at it, he saw the future

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@predict_addict @levelsio if so, he had the decency to not post the accompanying 3-paragraph overly-intense overshare/advertisement about how the author was once at rock-bottom, chained to a desk with 5 monitors, awaiting death, until they made a simple life change you can read about in their newsletter

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@Mr_Incredi_Bull @levelsio which tetris piece are they arranged like?

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@NitrocelluloseD @levelsio is there a device category missing? AI wearable? VR glasses?

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@Ud_bodhanam @levelsio if you work somewhere that makes apps, it's not uncommon to see one person with 3 monitors and 7 phones

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@getdavenow 13 months later

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@samuelstroschei @sauvignonbleu @GideonShalwick @AlexReibman This is already a manpower bottleneck if you can't sit on a beach for a couple of days without everything falling apart, unless you don't really want to take a vacation, in which case mentioning that you haven't taken one is completely meaningless

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@samuelstroschei @sauvignonbleu @GideonShalwick @AlexReibman Another option might be to have one or two people you trust and can delegate to, at least for enough hours so could safely enjoy your weekender at Epcot or whatever without the walls of your business crumbling down

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@AminSweiti @ibocodes So you did the work yourself, and you understand what you did and how it works, but just used them to guide/teach you?