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One time I accidentally killed a lizard and then almost ran away from home

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If a sense of humor was an indicator of intelligence
I would be average

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"Thanos saves the MCU by dying"
-Yahoo Finance

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@emerrweee What happened to our youth

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At the ripe age of 28 I have injured myself while sleeping.
My slippery sewer slide towards the grave is accelerating at an alarming rate.

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@foolio_julio In recent history probably because Trump used it as a Campaign song. But John Fogerty has talked about how people have always misinterpreted the meaning of the song which is super Anti-Nixon / Anti-War.

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Californians in the south be like:
Holy fuck this tea is sweet.

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@haleyisherbrand @chibianai My Ex-sushi chef brother begs to differ.

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Logan refuses to wash the rice.

Should I divorce her?

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@LRockP

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@PrimaryLunchbox

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@loga_rhythm @littlestbat It was an important meeting Logan. I was searching for beans.
You wouldn't get it.

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@littlestbat @loga_rhythm So lucky that we are the bestest of friends who hang out all the time
#2ChickPeasInAPod

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I know everyone was very concerned about my ability to make tortillas.
So I made corn tortillas instead

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Why are tortillas so hard to make they are literally two fucking ingredients?!

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This is 70 g of dough. What am I doing wrong.

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@EstefanoFodor Ok I have like 80% of the dough left I will try adding in more oil retroactively.

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@loga_rhythm

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This is crazy.
If you make $44K a year you are paying more in income tax alone than the "the largest, most profitable corporations."

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

It’s 2023. That means the largest, most profitable corporations will have to start paying a 15% minimum tax.

The days of the wealthiest companies not paying taxes are over.

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Click bait: "Nation outraged by (thing you've never heard about)"

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Everyone is freaking out about AI generated art. But not like AI replacing literally all jobs.

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@EstefanoFodor LMFAO jokes on you who do you think put it there

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Just a friendly reminder that your brain could be full of tumors and you might not ever know.