David MF Backes

I'm David Backes, CAPTAIN of the St. Louis Blues.I play hockey, knock bitches the fuck out, score lots of goals.and i fuck bitches. I love the USA and dogs.

[Meridian McDaniel @prime__meridian]

#NHL16Jackman

[David MF Backes @notdavidbackes]

Bitches I'm back

[David MF Backes @notdavidbackes]

Good fucking shit!

[David MF Backes @notdavidbackes]

Fuck this

[David MF Backes @notdavidbackes]

@DumpNChange_ This is how I did your mom Crosby

[David MF Backes @notdavidbackes]

The real reason I'm not playing tonight is because I'm having a foursome with Toews,Patrick Kane's, and Duncan Keith's girls. #hattrick

[David MF Backes @notdavidbackes]

@NotJoakimNord You mad you look like a 14 year old who hasn't hit puberty?

[David MF Backes @notdavidbackes]

@NotJoakimNord Fuck off duster. 4th liners don't even deserve parody accounts, I honestly didn't even know you existed before today

[David MF Backes @notdavidbackes]

@NotJoakimNord is she lesbian? #takeaseatbitch

[David MF Backes @notdavidbackes]

@NotJoakimNord And I would still get more pussy than you

[David MF Backes @notdavidbackes]

@JerBiggs It's 4/20, I'm stoned

[David MF Backes @notdavidbackes]

Happy 420 Everyone!! Let's get stoned!! #smoketwojoints

[David MF Backes @notdavidbackes]

@NHLRT_ Fuck, I don't even have a kid. I'm a little fucked up right now. Seabrook got me pretty good

[David MF Backes @notdavidbackes]

Does anyone else remember when we were 7 seconds away from losing? Me either! Then again, I barely remember the birth of my child right now.

[David MF Backes @notdavidbackes]

This is just like last year. Steen hits GW in game 1, and Jackman hits GW in game 2. The only difference is we're going for the sweep.

[David MF Backes @notdavidbackes]

My first #buccigrossotchallenge where I can't pick myself and I get it right. That's fucked up. That hit gave me psychic ability. #JAXJAXJAX

[David MF Backes @notdavidbackes]

@deslogetown well for the first time I couldn't pick myself

[David MF Backes @notdavidbackes]

@lampjr I picked him. It was a good call

[David MF Backes @notdavidbackes]

Who said Jackman for #buccigrossotchallenge ?

[REF YOU SUCK! @RefYouSuck]

He wasn't trying to hit his head- his shoulder itched.... 🙈