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contempt creator

[Yr Friend, DB @notdavidbaddiel]

I will never die.

[Yr Friend, DB @notdavidbaddiel]

@orinanne I once saw the late Mick Aston at a curry house in Bath. Sadly didn't clock what he ate, which might have made this stranger's anecdote at least border on interesting, but British comedy actor Mark Heap was there too, albeit on a separate table.

[Yr Friend, DB @notdavidbaddiel]

Just had a flash of inspiration and remembered this was The Mae Shi. A fitting denouement.

[Yr Friend, DB @notdavidbaddiel]

What was that band that was always mentioned on Drowned In Sound ~10 years ago? Used to put a sheet over the audience. Don't think it was Dananananaykroyd. Not 4 Or 5 Magicians. The other one. You know. What was it? You're thinking Les Savy Fav but pretty sure it wasn't. Come on.

[Yr Friend, DB @notdavidbaddiel]

@TCGSco @davidturners @jcafarley Flies suspiciously cropped out, I see.

[Yr Friend, DB @notdavidbaddiel]

Hi I'm the United States of America welcome to Jackass

[Yr Friend, DB @notdavidbaddiel]

LOL at God fathering children but never getting his willy wet. The ultimate cuck.

[Yr Friend, DB @notdavidbaddiel]

Somewhat enjoy this Geordie Greep album but can't shake the feeling it's basically that clip of Kim Cattrall scatting.

[Yr Friend, DB @notdavidbaddiel]

Announced I was going to post the first Great Viral Joke on Bluesky earlier and clearly the IT bods have decided to beef up the server loads because it's going to get throttled in a big way. 3pm GMT. Coming up!

[Yr Friend, DB @notdavidbaddiel]

@Danny_McMoomins - the last words of David Bowie

[Yr Friend, DB @notdavidbaddiel]

Delighted to announce that the latest word you've ruined through overuse is "slop".

[Joe Richardson @JoeMcRichardson]

⚔️Sharpen your swords and pray to your lords!🙏

Death of the Reprobate will be released on November 7th!

I am withered to a husk, but the triptych is almost complete! I could really do with your help spreading the word about this one, if nobody buys it I will be very very sad.

[Yr Friend, DB @notdavidbaddiel]

@NightmareModeGo Sung to the tune of Magic by Pilot.

[Yr Friend, DB @notdavidbaddiel]

Made the pilgrimage.