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Most successful Winshill CC 2nd XI captain in history. Been replaced by a one legged rusty cabbage. Burton Albion mascot. I own a Vauxhall Chocka Mocha

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‘Pack the Pirelli’ ⚽️ they said… with 25 non league players and a clueless manager #dontworry #bout #a #ting

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@RichardMarcer @StaffsCricket Well done to the second best 2nd XI skipper after me 👏👏

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Attended today’s lecture on ‘harsh realities of division 3’ at Cambridge University #brewsters #backtolife #backtoreality

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@RichardMarcer Me and Westy need a lift to Devi on April 12 please?

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Just dropped to sleep and fell off my bed whilst on a zoom meeting. Roughly same time that @NotRichMarcer said ‘evening lads, thanks for joining’ #zzzzzz

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@saint_retton Where’s the footage of @NotRichMarcer record break of 13 at Woodville working miners snooker club ?

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@DonWinshill @milkmanmel @Samwood87 Remember to put that gin on a tab #chit #chat #receipt

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At last. A club with less away fans than The Brewsters. Just counting the away fans.
1. Great Uncle Bulgaria
2. Madame Cholet
3. Orinoco

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Hey @milkmanmel did you go to Eton Park last night to see the mighty Villa? I did. #UTB

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161 turkeys at the Bantams tonight. Were you there @Rubbish_skip @saint_retton @mttsly ? #brewsters #division3

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If I were a hedgehog, this is how I would run #scamper https://t.co/tCuQm2lJp3

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Spent all weekend at The Cottage #cottaging #sixpints

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Not long to go now before we exit the championship. Looking forward to Yeovil away next year #cider

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Will be great to go back to Pride Park next season... to watch my beloved Chelski #albi #gone #albi #gone

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Another magical mystery tour for the £35 a week Brewsters today at The Baseball Ground. Last time we were there we got thumped 6-1 in the cup. They better have minted peas like Gresley otherwise I’m off down The Cottage instead. #dontworry #boutathing #toetapper

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East Midlands derby today at Forest. 2nd only to our rivalry with Gresley... with fewer fans #tinpot

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Our straw house no match for the big bad wolfs

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@milkmanmel At least you won't finish bottom in May #whipping #boys #cream

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Brewsters at home tonight to another Pub XI. Who you and your Burton brother supporting @milkmanmel ? #bruceout #cloughout #notout #over

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@Rubbish_skip @Super6 Actually it's a soccer 7... I forgot to include QPR 6-0 BUR #hoops