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Not a parody, I do Photoshop stuff - far more high-brow. Was big in 2013-14, you’re getting the lower back half of the quality bell curve now.

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@7Cricket

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@ESPNcricinfo Rishabh today.

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@cricketcomau India should focus more on their batting, and a little less on the Sydney property market. Konstas is living rent free.

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Rishabh today vs the Australian quicks.
#AUSvIND

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For lease:
India’s best bowler.
1 living space.
Rent free.
#AUSvIND

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Happy New Year!
Yashasvi Jaiswal has kindly offered to help drop the ball at Times Square to ring in the New Year. #AUSvIND

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Time to give it up, Rohit bhai.
#AUSvIND

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@BoredCricket Way too long. Seeing if boomer humour is still funny. Thank you for reaching out.

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Virat welcoming Sam Konstas to the dining room on day 2. #AUSvIND

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Virat’s BBQ Sauce - now available at all good supermarkets. #AUSvsIND

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Who is the better ‘Imperial Star Destroyer’?
Recent discussions between the BBL and George Lucas have yielded the below results. Cracking innings by James Vince. #BBL2024

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@jhyericho @packingheath

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@BenJavert1 Mate I’m well off the pace after my time away, thanks for remembering the old stuff.

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New to the ‘Summer of Cricket Menu’ from McDonalds and Cricket Australia. #AUSvIND

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Watto: “The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem, Marnus”
#AUSvIND

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@ESPNcricinfo Lol at the haters.

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@NotMitchJohnson @DennisCricket_ Big fan of Dave. Never really wanted to be a parody. But I wouldn’t trade the handle or the laughs it has given for all the ticks on the Australian eastern seaboard.

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@Warnedog79Steve Thanks Steve. Congrats to your brother on the massive summer so far.

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The only way Pakistan are getting David Warner out.
#AUSvsPAK